when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

Miles

Miles is that guy that everyone wants as a boyfriend. Hes sooo FIT and has an amazing body. Most girls don't have the courage to admit that to him though. Miles is very intelligent and has an amazing sense of humor. Hes not afraid to tell a girl how beautiful they are and he is very strong. He can be quite sensitive on the inside but hides his true emotions on the outside because hes scared of people judging him. Hes one of the nicest guys you will ever meet and is very good in bed with his 7 inch cock.

Girl 1-"Omg whos that boy hes sooo fit"
Girl 2-"Oh thats Miles hes the fittest boy in the school"
Girl 3-"Hes so funny as well! Omg i just wish i could f*** him right now."
Girl 4-"I know right, i just want to ride that massive cock"

by Hornyshrek2004 July 22, 2019

Cookie Mile

A hazing challenge where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If it breaks, they must eat the cookie.

Person 1: “Whoa, why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “Oh, we are making him run the Cookie Mile since he lost in fanstasy football.”

by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 4, 2023

condom mile

The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete

Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."

by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024

Miles Nicholas

Beware if A Miles Nicholas, you might get enchanted by how good looking a person can be
A sweet fun loving person who loves his girlfriend a lot

Loves dogs

Likes cheesecakes
Is a sweetheart

Loves his mom
Loves bhai

Always fun to be around

I wish everyone to have a Miles in their life, not just mine:)
Miles Nicholas has a great voice but never accepts it
He is a cheerful guy with a very handsome face and a cute smile
It’s hard not to fall in love with them . Miles makes you miss him everytime you’re apart
The Miles Nicholas I’m referring to ; just know that I love you A lot A lot
Popo

Can you believe who is she dating?
It’s Miles Nicholas

by Tsul January 22, 2023

Nauti Miles

Shorthand for "A Nauticle Mile"

Person 1: "Hey, do you know what we are putting in today?"
Person 2: "What's that?"
Person 1: "The Nauti Miles"

by Thronley January 8, 2023

Yuno Miles

The best rapper of all time. He made notable hits such as “4 Wheeler”, “Martin Luther”, “Pirates on a Boat”, and “Indiana Jones”. His popularity came from his meaningful lyrics and incredible vocal skills.

Friend 1: Did you listen to the new Yuno Miles song yet?
Friend 2: The one that made $20 Yuno Million? Ofc I did it’s the biggest song in the world.

by I 3> tiddies March 7, 2024