Liquor lenses

phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"

I had my liquor lenses on and didn’t notice she’s maybe a 2.5 on a good day.

by Juls15 June 16, 2018

Shrek length

Shrek length: the length of time equivalent to one shrek movie length

Person one:When are you coming over?
Person two:I’ll be there in about 2 shrek lengths

by DaDragonSlayor September 1, 2018

New Lenox

Corn. Corn as far as the eye can fucking see. That and wiggers.

Hey, guy. You ever been to New Lenox? No? Don't. Literally fucking corn hell.

by NewLenoxResident May 16, 2019

Noah Lentin

Just fucking awesome

Noah Lentin is fucking awesome

by Lentino_ January 3, 2021

bond length

When two men touch their penises together at the head, then find the length of both put together

Aaron and I found our bond length last night.

by PiperPerri69 January 7, 2021

ghetto lenny

One lit N***a

Ghetto Lenny, no guitar

by AccentRose March 5, 2021

Contact Lenses

Things you stab inside your eye to either fix your eyesight or to see!

It kind of hurts when you put the contacts in, but at least I can see, with the contact lenses!

by jellybeanbitch October 21, 2021