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Human E Brake

Also known as the Human Emergency Brake. Someone who takes the wind out of the proverbial sails. Found on any sort of conversation thread (Facebook, message boards, etc), they are the one who always has the last comment. This is because they abruptly bring the conversation to a screeching halt with boring, lame, unfunny, or inappropriate comments. Or because they are just generally disliked by others and nobody wants to engage them in further discussions.
We were having a funny conversation on my Facebook page and then Jonny, the Human E Brake, chimed in and the whole thread just died a miserable death.
by Jerry Hat Trick November 3, 2009
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adult human female

A term used by terfs to describe themselves as cis women, while avoiding using the term cis or women, and basing the word female on biological factors
Terf: I am an adult human female.
Other person: just admit you are a terf.
by jazz161 November 13, 2021
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Human Couch

A derogatory term used to insinuate that a person is extremely obese with fat rolls that if lifted like the cushions of a couch, you would most certainly find items like the remote control, change, dog toys, potato chips, crumbs, etc.
They had to bring in a fork lift the get the human couch out of his apartment.
by danfinaical October 16, 2008
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Human Whack-a-mole

Action taken where the recipient of cullilingus punches the giver in the face when they come up for air and ruin the moment.
Two guys at a gym:
Hey Joe, why so many aerobics classes?
I really need to work on my VO2 max.
OK, how'd you get the shiner?

Jill and I were doooin it. When I came up for air, Jill let go of my ears and smaked me one, it was like being in a human whack-a-mole game.
by flacido domingo May 31, 2009
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Hammadi

Hammadi is sometimes an annoying kid. But other times he can be your best friend. Hes kind to others unless they're not kind back. Hes the best person you could find!!!
Hammadi
by Hammadi November 25, 2018
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hamma

"Pass me the hamma."
by Mechelle Hutchens May 22, 2004
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Human

Heh heh heh heh...eHEH ha ha!! WA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! heehee! HAHAHAHA! WAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

You poor, stupid fool!
by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004
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