Crazy-button

Noun. Describes the visible hole of the human female in which stool is passed. It is used interchangably with "asshole," "fart box," or "turd cutter." However, the crazy button more specifically refers to the female of the species, and describes the inevitable dynamic in a relationship involving at least 1 female whose asshole receives oral sex from their partner, and subsequently the receiving female begins to act irrational and obsessive about their partner following this event. From this point forward in the relationship, the giver of the oral sex-asshole session has now activated the crazy button and must exercise caution, especially if the giver is a male. Jail is a usual consequence of crazy-button activation.

Walksontop gives advice to younger generation: "Look, if you lick her asshole, you're going to jail. You do that, and they all of a sudden turn crazy, wanting to smell your dick and shit. It's their crazy-button."
Richard goes to leave for the store, but Helen blocks the door
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" Helen shouts.
"Just going to the store, Jesus Christ. Walksontop was right. I hit your crazy-button, didn't I? Fuck, I'm going to jail." Richard exclaimed.

"Yes, you did. Now let me smell your DICK!" Helen demanded.

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 8, 2024

the gag button

that stop at the back of your tongue that activated the gag reflex (if you have one)

gir1: how do i stop myself from gagging when i give a bj!
girl2: just practice but pressing the gag button in your own time until you get use to it!
girl1: thanks! you're a life saver!

by rubythecatgirl May 17, 2020

Snooze Button

A person who pretends to be 'woke' but actually is not. A fake or pretend woke person.

Don't be fooled, Jimmy is a total snooze button, he pretends to be woke and an ally but in reality he is as ignorant as ever.

by anonymous January 11, 2021

Button Buzzer

When an sexually inexperienced guy licks a girl's pussy too fast.

April said that her boyfriend Tim is a real button buzzer.

by k23MICH October 2, 2020

Button

A small or sometimes big round flat colored piece of plastic(or different types of Material). That has 3 or 2 or 4 holes in the middle.that you put on clothes or other materials.

Ana:hey savanna can you sew this button back on my sweater Savanna:sure! This button does it have 2 or 3 or 4 holes? Ana: it has 3.

by Fw_lover March 17, 2020

Button masher

A person who constantly mashes there buttons on there game controller.

Josh stop button mashing you button masher

by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017

barney buttoned

When a female hasnt had sex and gets a theoretical purple clitoris, i.e. the female equivalent to blue balls.

Made out with him all night and he had to leave. He left me barney buttoned.

by JaeTonic March 1, 2018