Angel Cartagena is a woman abuser has no respect for girls he does drugs and is a alcoholic. Pretends hes Jehova witness when really is a fake !
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A particularly curved, solid bowel movement that, while exiting the anus, "reaches around" and makes contact with an outer area of one of your butt cheeks before breaking off and falling into the toilet bowl.
Sally: "Why did you use the whole roll of toilet paper this morning?"
Mitch: "Because I laid down an Angel of the Morning, sadly."
Sally: "Ahh, it touched your cheek before leaving you, eh?"
Mitch: "Quite."
Sally: "Jolly. Let's east scones and sing."
Mitch: "Because I laid down an Angel of the Morning, sadly."
Sally: "Ahh, it touched your cheek before leaving you, eh?"
Mitch: "Quite."
Sally: "Jolly. Let's east scones and sing."
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Get the angel on your ass mug.This is the purest form of semen which is extracted from the highest choir of angels. Typically, angel semen is milked from an angel and then served on top of angel food cake. Many cultures consider angel semen to be delicacy and is generally fit only for Kings, Furors and Kim Jong Il.
I had the best angel semen last night. I shared it with all of my friends. It wasn't gay though, because angels are straight pimps.
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