KUNGFOO PANDA

morbidly obeese black and white criter roaming the earth top; often raping. His dope Kungfoo skills oftenly leave people in cumvolsion.

I was roaming the earth top, when i was raped by a morbidly obeese black and white criter called a KUNGFOO PANDA left me in comvolsion

by BRANDII MAE January 20, 2011

Coon panda

Someone that's is always up to trouble. Lies steals and cheats on their significant other. Commits felonies daily.

You on that Coon panda shit ain't ya? That's why no one wants you around

by Loveydisco September 17, 2022

Vanilla Panda.

Utterly lawless, pretty jewy, all about the apple juice banter and often hailing from Lagos. Enjoys Cats, Jackets and a smattering of Whisky. But mainly apple juice. And banter.

Shit did you see that guy? He is so lawless, he reminded me of Vanilla Panda.

by Sebastian Mellmoth November 12, 2010

panda bub

A girl with a chubby face that has black hair and is white.(the colours of a panda)

James:"Sophie looks exactly like a panda bub."

by #LovePanda's July 28, 2016

Golden Panda

The act of punching another in both eyes and pissing on them during sexual foreplay.

There's nothing like being turned on by doing a Golden Panda.

by HunkyDory December 18, 2012

Panda

A slur used for blasians (black+asian)

josh: "shes a panda."
alex:"dude thats super racist."

by angeldrool August 16, 2022

sexy candy panda

A panda who licks peppermint candies that are taped to your nipples whilst stroking his bamboo.

I went to Asia so I could meet a sexy candy panda on the corner of Panda Express.

by Wing Wong Ching Chong January 15, 2016