Kellongg

A unit of time. The amount of time a person takes to eat a bowl of cereal.

"Let's go!"
"I'm having breakfast!"
"How kellongg does it take you to eat a bowl of Corn Flakes?"

by anonymous November 30, 2023

Kelvin

a person with a warm heart, beautiful smile and sweet glazed dark chocolate brown eyes which stare at oneself with such compassion and emotion, able to cheer anyone up with a silly comment about Pokémon perhaps. a person who's able to fill ones world with wonders never imagined such as a companion you can fully rely on. a person who projects themselves as shy and emo at first but blooms to be the best human on the earth who has the ability to make small origami flowers, always pays first to everything and sweet letters that will be kept for centuries to come. The perfect blend of intellect and charm, making every moment spent together feel like a celebration of love and laughter.
A master of emotional thermodynamics, capable of turning any frown upside down with a single smile. Known for his ability to create a positive atmosphere, Kelvin can effortlessly light up even the darkest corners of your day. The epitome of coolness and warmth combined; Kelvin possesses the chill vibes of an Arctic breeze and the comforting embrace of a cozy fireplace. Being with Kelvin is like experiencing the perfect climate for love and happiness. An expert in the science of romance, Kelvin excels in the art of cuddling, affection, and making you feel like the centre of the universe. He's a love scientist who knows the secret formula for creating everlasting joy.
Synonyms: nerd, sayang, sweetheart, partner-in-crime, and the one who turns ordinary days into extraordinary adventures, kelv.

"hehe what if we go out together, kelvin? /j"

p1: "his long hair is so silky what's his name?
p2: "oh that's kelvin. he looks so emo lol"

by xX_akusayang_Xx December 1, 2023

KellenInHell

1994 saw the birth of music producer Kellen. Since 2009, at the age of sixteen, he has been involved in the grindcore scene. He is working on several projects. He creates screamo, cybergrind, and gorenoise. In 2011 he began producing gorenoise, and in 2012 he began producing cybergrind. He also goes by Kel O'neil

Person 1: You like KellenInHell?
Person 2: Yes i do
Person 1: Cool

by Pseudonym666.net December 10, 2023

Keeling

The process of ejaculating into your foreskin keeping it in place as you repeat the process you will eventually ejaculate again, expanding your foreskin exponentially

Dave: Bro it’s like a balloon how fid you manage to do that
Simon: Keeling brah, it’s the new jelq

by Keicircoober February 12, 2024

Kellen

A funny looking mushroom. With scrawny dreads. Best smile in the world , can smile with both teeth! Nose enter the room before he do. Hands so little ! He’s the best friend, God Bless him ❤️

Omg look at Kellen’s nose!!

Wow Kellen needs braces frl !
Kellen So handsome !

by The church girl March 10, 2024

Kelli Bennet

I will steal her man.
Girls with either of these names are black.

I will Steal her man.
(Kelli Bennet’s)

by JacobBaddie March 15, 2024

Kellen

Kellen is notorious for his wild and rambunctious nature. If you fought a guy in highschool, his name was probably Kellen. He'll most likely miss the first punch he throws, but he rarely is defeated. An athlete by design, his body will keep you coming back for more. He is tall with shoulders that allow him to man-handle you in the sack. #tattoos
Kellen's quick-witted, non-apologetic sense of humor is only truly appreciated by few. #intellegent #mindinthegutter
An often misunderstood competitive bad boy, who finally met his match. Someone to call him out on his bullshit, but also sees through to the heart and soul of perfection....My future is Kellen.

Oh he's hot, drives a Bronco, and is a good lay??? That's definitely Kellen.

by CarlaDaisy April 6, 2024