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Prince Edward Island 

A province full of potatoes and hornets. Make sure you keep your window down, especially in the spring and summer. Only attractions are potato crop fields and possibly the oldest population of every province. If you are looking to retire then you'd fit in here.
Person from Prince Edward Island: I was driving down to the market to get me daily bag of potatos, when a hornet flew right the way into me car. The little bugger damn near stung me, and me daughter was scared like she sawn a ghost.
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Long Island 

(n)Long Island is an island consiting of Brooklyn, Queens, Nassau and Suffolk
Though when people refer to the term Long Island they probably only mean Nassau and Suffolk. Long Island especially Nassau has been greatly affected by its rowdy neighbor and Nassau is considered to be a mainly urban area with a few suburban towns sprinkled in. It consits of rich neighborhoods like Great Neck and Muttontown. And poor neighborhoods like Roosevelt, and Hempstead. The two citys of Long Island are Glen Cove and Long Beach which both have urban feels and is developed more than your average city and both have crime similar to those of big citys. Suffolk is somewhat urban, somewhat suburban and somewhat rural. About 100 miles east of the NYC border in suffolk is green acres and farm land. Though someparts of suffolk have been infested with urban sprawl and have been infested with gangs. Other towns are nice and quiet and particulary suburban like Smithtown and St. James. Sometowns are notorious like Wyandanch and Central Islip.
"My cousin lives on a nice block, but right around the corner theres a bunch a guys smoking pot and selling drugs"
Long Island by scrills September 16, 2005

Oscar Wilde Island 

A terribly witty island. Formerly Haiti, maker of all the world's zombies. Exports include zombies which are sent under the ocean to Fascist Dictatorship Island. The End.
"I'm threatening you with my army of the undead!"

osama island 

Manhattan, New York City. Origin found in mainstream belief that Osama Bin Laden was responsible for the attack on the world trade center, in 2001
Joba: I stay the fuck offf osama island nowadays!
osama island by Cappadonnnnna December 9, 2007

spice island 

the plot of skin between a womans asshole and her vagina that collects flavors from both ass and vag.
i should of never went down on my girlfriend after we both went running. her spice island was a little to flavorfull for me.
spice island by iconic2773 March 12, 2008

Long Island 

A large island in extreme southeastern New York state. Although the NYC boroughs of Queens and Brooklyn are in fact geographically part of the island, when one speaks of "Long Island", they are generally only referring to Nassau and Suffolk counties.
Most of the area was undeveloped or farmland until the 20th century. The end of WW II saw the development of many towns and mass migration from NYC. The vast majority of the citizens are middle class homeowners, though there are a few pockets of poverty here and there. There are also some exceptionally wealthy areas as some of the richest people in America own homes on Long Island. Most of these areas are on the North Shore, the fabled "Gold Coast" of legend and lore...that Fitzgerald romantacized in The Great Gatsby.
Most of the southern half of the island is flat, but as one moves north of the Long Island Expressway, the terrain becomes more undulating and hilly, though the highest spot is only 401 feet above sea level near Huntington Station.
The climate features cool, wet springs, very warm summers, mild autumns that often last well into November, and moderately cold winters. One can generally expect several snowstorms of greater than four inches from December through March and blizzard conditions do set in from time to time.
From an aesthetic perspective, many undeveloped areas do feature scenic beauty, though suburban sprawl seems to be ever encroaching upon them...
Long Island by William C. Mather February 28, 2011

Grand Island New York

A partially large island located between nigger falls and barfalo New York, where they constantly build more apartments for the scums to move in and bring the crime up, although most of the island are drug whores there are a small percent of hunters and level headed rednecks and wanna move the fuck down south, Yee Yee, the high school is nothing but a big vape room and tattle tits along with few dippers and chewers. And is also overly tolled for the bridges that are long since payed for
Hey Bob you wanna go to Grand island New York? Nah I don't wanna get tolled up the ass by Cuomo and don't feel like passing through mini hicktown.
Grand Island New York by Beep Bob September 28, 2018