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By making the "rock" (see: rawk) hand signal, and screaming out "ROCK LOCK!!!111!!!!", one intertwines the opposite fingers and binds them with the other really fuckin' cool person's hand.
"ROCK LOCK!!!!111!!!!!11!"

It is the time for rock.
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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Transport any food item into the past, being especially careful to not transport any poison substance, or you will die instantly or not EVEN exist at all.
"Were you hungry two weeks ago? Well, not anymore! With this new, innovative product from Happy Gay Gay Time Inc., ypu'll never be hungry again... in the past."
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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A heating pad with one extra high setting, so that it is mildly uncomfortable.

See: Crazy Vision
"This heating pad's not too bad... 5 minutes later... I'm gonna turn it off now, it kinda hurts... ooOoOoooo"
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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An impressive crane-like machine, to which is affixed an even more impressive lava shooting gun. Origin: Lava Crane Gun Island.

1. Brings death and mayhem.
2. Fire from the sky... the Motherfuckin' sky!
3. A weapon worthy of an evil dictator.
"Burn motherfuckers, burn!"
"Nooooo! It's the laVA FRom the sky!!!
"The motherfucking SKY!"
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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A terribly witty island. Formerly Haiti, maker of all the world's zombies. Exports include zombies which are sent under the ocean to Fascist Dictatorship Island. The End.
"I'm threatening you with my army of the undead!"
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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can be added to any name to imply greatness
jessor, gregor, danor, faggor, etc. . .
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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