Goose

A large waterbird with a long neck, short legs, webbed feet, and a short broad bill. Generally geese are larger than ducks and have longer necks and shorter bills.

My dad wants a motorcycle. He also wants a goose.

by Brooke hayes 4ever21 May 17, 2017

Goose dive

When 2 people are having sex in a lofted bed and the sex is so wild that it breaks the bed and they fly out the window together

I was doing activities with my boy toy when we did a goose dive out the window

by bigdaddy16543 September 20, 2017

goose in the caboose

Anal sex

Look at the tight ass on that girl. I'd like to give her the old goose in the caboose

by Luv Dokter July 1, 2018

Goose

A youtuber, who loves to say Honk and is friends with a duck.

''Hey, it's me, the goose, HONK, HONK!''

by Kripty January 16, 2019

Goose

A true silly Willy who likes to mess around

Him: I fucked my cat last night

Other him: your a straight goose hombre

by J- bird June 12, 2019

Goosemen

The goosemen is a a man used as a party tribute. The goosemen is taken from the streets and served at the party where guests take turns stabbing the individual.

Essentially the goosemen initiative is a ritual preformed at a party by a select group who are known as the hardest partying people known to man. It is known to greatly enhance the party and cannot he rivaled.

Party white bro 1: hey I heard we’re going to impale the goosemen at the party this Saturday?
Party Host: indeed, the ritual ™️ is currently in preparation and will be ready for us.
Party white bro 2: sweet!

by Chad The Impaler July 8, 2019

Goose deuce

What results from a gaggle grazing in a field near a retaining pond. Taken from the second-level slang for going number two. Tends to be especially prevalent in U.S. suburban midwestern golf courses.

Golfer 1: Really glad that Aussie shepherd ran off all those geese.

Golfer 2: Yeah, but the damage is done...this fairway is covered in goose deuce.

by Beefchop89 November 18, 2019