crowbar

usually it is used as a melee type weapon which can be found in gardening or craftsman store. it is used to kill zombies, monsters, and other out of this world creatures. the use of crowbars have saved multiple lives in the past years as it's advance metal technology and the compact shape which can fit in any type of bag.

"dude i almost got killed last night by a witch!!"
"how did you survive?"
"i grabbed da crowbar that was on the ground!"
"dude thats nuts!"

by Mr.shakira December 11, 2009

Crowed

Using a word that doesn’t exist or with the wrong definition in an attempt to sound hip.

Ex: “These dirty phones are BOGUED OUT.” Instead of saying: “These dirty phones are NASTY.”

by DC December 27, 2004

Candy Crowley

The act of stepping in and saying something to try to save your friend in the midst of his or her telling a lie or exaggeration, when in fact you know it's probably wrong and you are supposed to be an unbiased party. Based on TV reporter Candy Crowley's actions in one of the debates of the 2012 presidential election.

Did you see that guy lie/exaggerate to everyone about what really went down? No one was buying it, but then some other guy swooped in and pulled a Candy Crowley, and everyone was like, wow! You know, like when Candy did it for Obama over Benghazi talking points.

by psara May 6, 2013

Crown Me

1. Expression used to proclaim victory and dominance over a fallen foe.

2. Usually used in sporting and gaming environments, the phrase is used by the winner to let their victim or the loser know that at that moment they are king.

3. Phrase used to tell a person that they are your bitch.

Dude 1 - In your face muthaucka!!!!!!!
Dude 2 - This is some bullshit...

Dude 1 - You gotta love it...
Dude 2 - Fuck you...
Dude 1 - CROWN ME BITCH!!!!!

by RipDaJacka April 19, 2008

crowin

A small man, with little testicles, and long pubes.

His bosses told him what to do, he was a nobody. He was the crowin of his establishment.

by Chartin August 9, 2017

these kids wear crowns

TKWC (These Kids Wear Crowns) is a band who hail from Chiliwack BC, Canada and consist of Alex Johnson (vocals), Alan Poettcker (bass), Joe Porter (guitar), Josh 'Gypsy' McDaniel (guitar), Josh Mitchinson (drums), Matt Vink (keys). The band is known for their high-energy preformances and hyping up the crowd with dance moves. They also ask fans to suggest genres for their music as they have a very uniqe sound, with all of their talents. What most people dont know about TKWC is that they got discoverd on MuchMusic's DISband, which they one, with help from Greig Nori. The band is close with FeFe Dobson. They currently have 2 albums: These Kids Wear Crowns (EP) and Jumpstart, the bands first full lenth featuring remixes of songs on the EP and a cover of I Want To Dance With Somebody.

Fan A: Have you heard 'Jumpstart' by these kids wear crowns?

Fan B: OMG YES! Its the perfect blend of pop and dance!

by MusicLover2 July 11, 2011

crowjob

When a white guy gets a blow job from a black girl.

6 Marines taunting the 1 Marine that decided to stay on base:
"We all got crowjobs from Shante last night behind the tavern"

by heyfever May 2, 2008