Toilet Mouth

'Tis when you urinate in your partner's mouth while recieving oral sex.

I was totally Toilet Mouthing this chick Devyn last night.

by Squidwardeeeward December 11, 2008

toilet water

home-brewed alcohol made in prison. convicts brew the booze in the top tanks of their toilets. used as prison currency, along with cigarettes and bitches.

i traded big macky a carton of cigs for a gallon of toilet water.

by tdm_duh May 24, 2007

Toilet paper chicken

A sign of a slightly dysfunctional share house. The toilet paper has run out and everyone bitches about it but there has been no agreement to take it in turns to buy more and no conversation occurs to resolve the situation. The person who bought the last packet flat out refuses to buy more out of principle so it is a game of chicken between the remaining housemates to see who gives in first and buys some more.

"We ran out off ass-wipe and my housemates have been playing toilet paper chicken for almost a week now. I'm really getting sick of using tissues"

by Pajama Bandit October 13, 2009

scared toilet seat syndrome

medical, The emotional fellings of a toilet seat located in public ones home. The seat fears fat ass people, you know the ones that walk through the stores ie Wal-Mart whos butt or hips are the largest part of their body. The seat is paranoid of these people dropping their oversized underware to use the toilet. The fear comes from having to see these people pull their cheeks apart just before sitting down and then being confined in total darkness. That is not the worse part, then the toilet seat has to see the dirty ass, because to much skin was in the way while pooping and is now covered in feces.

The toilet seat wobbled with fear as fat ass Margret began to have a seat. After three or four times of experiencing this fear the toilet seat's doctor diagnosed the seat with " scared toilet seat syndrome"

by zeusking007 November 3, 2007

The Toilet Bowl

when a guy is fucking a girl from behind, and the other guy is laying down eating her out the guy pulls out of her ass and she shits all over the other dudes dick, she then sucks all the shit off his dick until he cums.

Dude you need to shower after you got the toilet bowl

by cit October 29, 2006

Toiletface

When you shout "toiletface!" at a friend who's not paying attention, the resulting image is their "toiletface" i.e. the face they make when they're severely constipated/have explosive diarrhea/or are just passing a pleasant pooh.

Went to a party, tripped out, shouted "toiletface", took photos, "LAAFED"

by Randy Warhol January 3, 2008

Toilepathy

A form of telepathy. When two males become such good friends that they subconciously know when one another needs to shit and both arrive at the bathroom together as shitting buddies.

I swear Tom and John have Toilepathy, for the third time this week i walked into the bathroom to find them shitting together.

by Muzik09 May 11, 2009