Definitions by cit

Tim Buck Two 

when a girl is getting fucked in the ass and another girl is eating out the man's asshole while fingering her own

Sally's asshole is still throbbing after that Tim Buck Two last night

Tim Buck Two by cit October 29, 2006

The Stink Bomb

when a girl has her period, the guy puts his open asshole directly in the opened labiya and rips a huge fart.

Dude I gave Cindy the stink bomb last night and her poon still reaks.

The Stink Bomb by cit October 29, 2006

The Teaser 

when a girl is getting eaten out and right before she cums the guy stops, turns her around fucks her in the ass and when he is about to cum he tells her he is done, she then turns around and he blows one right in her belly button.

Wow, did you see Mary get the teaser last night.

The Teaser by cit October 29, 2006

Cranky Grandpa 

when a guy puts his mouth over the girls vagina and she queefs directly into his mouth

I can still taste my girlfriends queef after that cranky grandpa she gave me this morning.

Cranky Grandpa by cit October 29, 2006

Nasal Spray 

after the girl gives him head he jerks it right in her face and right before he cums he blows a huge load in her left nostril forcing it to spray out the right.

My bed is mad dirts because my girlfriend nasal sprayed all over the sheets, and my mom had to clean them.

Nasal Spray by cit October 29, 2006

The Cheesecake 

when a girl has a yeast infection, the guy fucks her, and right as he is about to cum she sucks his dick and swallows the cum and all of the other "chesses" of his dick

Dude right after my girlfriend gave me the cheesecake, I made out with her.

The Cheesecake by cit October 29, 2006

The Legend 

When you are fucking a mom in her bed, her daughter walks in and decides to join. You tell her to eat your ass, and as you are cuming you rip a huge beef and perhaps a little turd nugget in her face.

Steve: Man YOU ARE THE MAN AFTER PULLING THE LEGEND
Larry: Yeah I know and the funny part is it was your mom and sister.

The Legend by cit October 29, 2006