Pant Diarrhea

when a hot girl farts on your anus without asking

Pant Diarrhea Make Me Dumb!

by xX 44100 Xx July 27, 2021

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pants down

The words of a horny Asuka.
From the LAS fanfiction "Scar Tissue"

"Pants down, Shinji."

by Anonymous2023617 September 12, 2023

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The term “exit pants,” originating from popular culture of the early 1200s, comes from the Latin root “pantus exeunt”. It refers to a moment, or succession of life sentences, in which the subject in question removes their pants upon a vision from God. This vision is usually instigated upon the influence of heavily sedated elephants in stampede. In this event the person, or gay, would kneel before the elephants, and simply remove pants.

Jeffy Jeong: exit pants, please

by SevenCorn January 25, 2021

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Pants Smile

When you get happy and you show it in your pants, not your face.

Collin hugged Madi and got a pants smile.

by Iamtroy_lee October 4, 2015

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pants cough

A muffled fart

In the deathly silence of the hospital ward that night I heard a pants cough and knew that wicked warning promised a far greater stench would be upon us by morning light.

by Xeroman January 31, 2016

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crab pants

the crab is in you pants

crab: i want a home
person: im at a beach time to relaxe
crab: *climes in pants*
person: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa theres a crab in my dam pants
crab pants is when a crab is in your pants

by Crab cum person May 25, 2019

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