Jizz-Man

A man who loves to throw care packages to kill his friends. Is often a man who crys during sex, and apologizes to the biker gang when their finished with him

"dude you got your ass kicked!"

"well at least my ass wasnt as torn up as the Jizz-Man!"

by Bantasaur October 18, 2011

jizz bar

a place that liam caffertys go to exchange semen. They have foreplay by tickling bird cocks. Then its on to the gorrila assfucking. It is very primal, the way they brutally fuck and scream out "leave me alone jelopin pope". Then they lick eachothers bloodied assholes and tend to eachother 1.5 inch penises.

gay fuck1:Hey i heard theres some horny liam caffertys down at the jizz bar!!!
gay fuck2:Sweet! lets go abuse theyre scrony little hairless asses, those pathetic pieces of shit!!! (*high five*)

by "tha ice man" george gervin March 21, 2005

jizz whiz

The act of ejaculating(jizzing) while urinating(whizzing) simultaneously.

1. As shy Stanley saw his beautiful big amazon bride show up in her wedding dress with her huge tits in prominence, he felt his entire reproductive system give way and he had to rush to the restroom to take a relieving jizz whiz, so he wouldn't embarrass himself in front of everybody.

2. As Vinnie sobered up and began to see that the hot bitch he was shagging was really a broke down swamp donkey, he knew that his last ditch act of retribution was to jizz whiz all over her face as soon as he pulled out.





Mark H. UD slang contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H April 16, 2005

jizz lips

Some one who has small traces or large of about of cum on their lips!!

Hey Jizz lips wipe your face. "Look at that fag steve and his gay as jizz lips"

by Delmas March 12, 2008

jizz master zer0

the penis man of all penis men

i am the jizz master zer0.. fuck all your jizz master 0nes, tw0s, threes, f0urs, fives, sixes, se7ens, eights, nines, tens, etc. i will spl00ge all 0ver y00

by jemeriqwanna February 15, 2003

Jizz-Jacket

When somebody jizzes in a jacket then throws it at you

"eww dude! that's nasty i just got jizz-jacketed!

by Max Benson January 11, 2009

jizz witch

rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'

that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'

that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!

by michael foolsley January 29, 2010