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abracadabra jizz

it’s when you are about to nut and you say abracadabra and jizz on her back
her: are you about to come?
me: abracadabra jizz
by trashy ashley October 3, 2020
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Mouth Jizz

When eating something very good, saliva spews out of your mouth.
Wow the pizza was so good my mouth jizzed for a second!
by PanisCupcake February 24, 2014
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jizz painting

The act of cumming onto a girls stomach and using that cum to paint a picture with your dick
After I finished on Jenna I made a jizz painting of her much hotter sister
by legratsp October 8, 2013
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THE Jizz Goblin

A disfigured small moss green creature with 6 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious white fruity juices from your penile region
Ricardo: Hey man, didya sleep well last night.

Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.

Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon
by TheJizzGoblin February 21, 2022
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Plant Jizz

The white or green liquid to come from a plant when aroused and busts a nut( the jizz). Also known as tree cum or vegetation’s nut.
Oh no I say on this bed of lettuce and got plant jizz all over me!
by Plant fucker March 3, 2021
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jizz storm

When a guy cums and more comes out than expected.
I really shot a jizz storm in Kim's face.
by billsmashole June 3, 2011
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jizz trumpet

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet
Bro you wont believe it, she totally played the jizz trumpet last night.
by the red horny devil February 10, 2023
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