Insecurititis

A condition in which you mask your insecurities by pointing out other people's flaws.

ex-convict: you flunked out of college?
guy with insecurititis: at least I didn't go to jail

by J'adore UD February 20, 2010

Instacum

Instacum, when someone is so attractive/sexy that the second they touch you it makes you instantly cum..

As Stacy's mum handed me a drink her hand brushed against mine, this made me instacum.

by AshAmes August 12, 2012

Instagram

Something that won't fix your ugly face...

Kid 1: Hey, check it out! I just got Instagram.
Kid 2: Well you still look ugly...

by echoandramen December 18, 2012

Insomniac Music Theatre

Insomniac Music Theatre is a show that airs on vh1 in the early morning. Programming consists purely of music videos. Considered by many to be the best show of any produced by stations focused on music due to its utter simplicity.

I was up until four in the morning watching Insomniac Music Theatre while I wrote my term paper.

by Sub Zenyth April 30, 2005

inside

In prison.

If you get caught with those guns, it's 10 years inside straight away.

by kzm193 February 5, 2017

insane in the membrane

defines something beyond crazy

"dude, thats insane in the membrane"

by Allison September 23, 2004

Backhanded Insult

A compliment couched in the form or tone of an insult. Often used by people who *want* to be nice, but fear being seen as weak or disingenuous, but can be unintentional.

When Maurice told Mary she was "the least photogenic pretty chick" he'd ever seen, he meant that pictures didn't do her beauty justice, but it came off as a backhanded insult.

by PBMax February 24, 2008