twig and giggle berries

A man's dick and ballz.

Jane sucked on my twig and giggle berries and then I shot my load on her but-her-face.

by jdub981 July 17, 2006

tech goggles

Also afflicts students at New Mexico Tech. Similar to Riddle Vision.

(Tech Student) Damn! That chick is HOT!

(NMSU Student) I think that's a horse...

by NM Rox March 15, 2005

Goggles Off

A term marking the end of douche-baggery. After one has removed his or her goggles--either literally or figuratively--he or she is relieved of acting like, looking like, or feeling like a jackass. Generally used as a word of advice.

For literal situations:

S: Hey dude, I like your outift, especially your winter hat and welding goggles around your neck. It's silly and cool 'cause there's no need for either of those things right now!

B: Yeah, I think it's pretty cool too. You really like it?

S: No, take your goggles off, you look like a motherfucker.

For everyday "goggle" situations:
Perhaps you're at a party...

S: Hey, you're acting like a real ass... maybe this should be your last drink, 'cause you don't wanna be "that guy."

B: Don't tell me what to do! I'll drink more just to spite you.

S: Take your goggles off, man.

by hellocurly2 January 1, 2011

Goggleflop

A name for people who make up derogatory urban dictionary definitions about people with intellectual disabilities.

Jim - "Did you see what Tom wrote on Urban Dictionary about disabled people?"

Bob - "Yeah, that guy is such a bottom-feeder"

Jim - "I reckon, what a goggleflop"

by Jinxinferno April 14, 2011

Goggled

When you Google'd (researched) something while wearing your beer glasses.

I am pretty sure I the Males sperm dictates the sex of a child, I just Goggled it the other night. In other words I was drunk and I might be wrong.

by Gweedo8 March 10, 2015

goggletitus

A condition where a swimmer's goggles won't stay on. Affects times and speeds of competitive swimmers.

My nephew would have taken first place if not for his goggletitus.

by Webster127 June 12, 2021

Goggledust

Banging the spy with only safety goggles on like Horace Grant Circa '92

Im gonna go upstairs and goggledust that sexy agent.

by Black Santa Claus June 17, 2022