goggletitus 

A condition where a swimmer's goggles won't stay on. Affects times and speeds of competitive swimmers.

My nephew would have taken first place if not for his goggletitus.

goggletitus by Webster127 June 12, 2021

googleitus 

Googleitus is a syndrome of excessive visits to Google and its servives. Sufferers find themselves constantly refreshing their GMail window and frequently checking their Google Reader and Google Calendar just incase something has happened.

This can vary in it serverity from a few clicks per day to many clicks per hour.

Variations exist such as Flickritus, Breakitus, ebayitus

User1: What are you doin mate?
User2: Just checking my GMail again!
User1: AGAIN? Thats like the 100th time today?
User2: Its more than that I think!
User1: I think you have Googleitus

googleitus by Chris Rowe May 23, 2006

Giggletitis

A condition where you can't stop laughing, especially for no apparent reason.

(e.g. Dr, what's wrong with me? I can't stop laughing.

Nothing. You just have a bad case of giggletitis.

Oh, no. Is it dangerous? Is there a cure?

No. I am afraid. But we can tickle your throat with a feather. That must get the giggles out).

Giggletitis by Diana Lucius DeCollis July 25, 2026