can wastage 

when a woman has nice size breasts but isn't interested in sex

Sally has nice cans but is asexual such Can Wastage

can wastage by dougie fire October 17, 2013

can i chew your box 

When a man inappropriately asks a women during foreplay to perform oral sex on her.

While his finger was deep in Michelle's vagina, Tripp awkwardly stopped all actions and asked, "Can I chew your box?"

can i chew your box by Michellebell November 23, 2013

can i pop a digiorno

A thing your white friend says to act black then everyone laughs at him and he laughs with them because he is embarressed

Something you do with your penis

"Yo, can I pop a Digiorno." "hahahaha what a fuckin loser."

"I'm going to go Digionro myself in my kitchen."

can i pop a digiorno by Chick Fingers November 29, 2013

can of plans 

A set of plans for the night, day, or morning.

What are we doing tomorrow?

Here is the can of plans:
1. Go to the pregame
2. Smoke some reefer

3. Rage face at the party.

can of plans by Tmoney18 March 11, 2014

Can of Cunts 

Noun/Adjective The female equivalent of "bag of dick." Used to describe something terrible. Imagine when you open a can of condensed soup and it plops out in a gelatinous mould of the can but instead of soup, it's cunts.

"She wants me to work a double this weekend? She can go eat a can of cunts."

"I found a package of year old sushi on the shelf. It smelled like a can of cunts."

Can of Cunts by Steepsy May 8, 2014

can of whoop-ass 

When someone about to jump you.

Dude watch out that old man about to open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

can of whoop-ass by xk1ngg4m3rx September 28, 2014

Can of mixed nuts

Rectum full of ejaculate from multiple partners

She won't shit right for a month after letting the entire party leave her a can of mixed nuts

Can of mixed nuts by Kalnadia August 11, 2015