water buffalo pussy

A fakemaster, walter mitty type who claims many things, none of which is true.

Sells fakes at a mark up to unsuspecting noobs.

Has a face like a c*nt and a cock for a nose.

fakemaster water buffalo pussy

water buffalo pussy by banfakey July 26, 2010

Water Sausage 

It is a water balloon that uses a condom instead of an actual balloon.

Y'all seen that mufucka smackin people with his water sausage?

Water Sausage by Cammurabhi May 23, 2018

water buffalo 

a way of female masturbation where a woman straddles running water to achieve orgasm

I use the jacuzzi to do water buffalo

water buffalo by queen laquiefa January 19, 2006

water polo

played underwater upon horseback, often stallion, with an oversized croquet stick and a rubber football. Referees must be below 4 foot tall and coaches must be above 7 foot. Often attracts unwanted spectators and fans that shout ridiculous things like "Easy Meat" and "Hit him in the face with a woggle" Toggs must be worn at all time. If they "fall" off players must make a ring around the naked player to hide their meat and two veg. Common injuries include perferated eardrum and eyeball sucked out due to hit in the face whilst wearing goggles. Up to 10000 people and horses die each year and float to the surface, to be removed from the pool by fishing nets.

1)My horse has died, please can i have a sub ref?
2)Easy Meat!
3)Ahhh! my eyeball has been sucked out!
4)Oh dear my toggs have been torn off in a frenzied tackle, gather round lads!

water polo by Andy Hopkins December 4, 2004

Water Slide 

The act of cumming on a girls back after fucking her doggy style with her head shoved down. Then you proceed to slide down her back, ending with your ass and balls on the back of her head.

I did a reverse water slide on your girlfriend last night. She had a brown streak leading all the way to her mouth, where I slowly messaged my balls into her eyes.

Water Slide by CtrlZ February 25, 2009

water dog

also, water puppy.

A salamander. Supposedly, people in the southern U.S. would eat breaded salamaner and if they refused to eat it they wre told to refrain from speaking. This is how context in which water dog was used, became the route word for Hush Puppies.

sterotypical immature girl: eeew that water dog just touched my leg.

Girl's father: That salamander will not harm you.

water dog by Light Joker June 21, 2004

Water Trick 

After dropping some kids off at the pool, you try to use the least amount of toilet paper so you don't clog the toilet. First, you take your toilet paper, bend over to the sink while still ass down on the toilet, add water, then wipe. Wiping your ass becomes 78% more efficient, reducing both time and the amount of paper. It is both economical and fun!

Ed: Dude, I had diarrhea from eating 13 snack packs...
Jason: Damn, did you clog the toilet?
Ed: Nah.. I used the water trick!
Jason: Wurd.

Water Trick by somefilipinokid August 17, 2006