Tap Water

Turns the freaking frogs gay.

Guy 1: Did you drink that tap water yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah, I did. Now I like guys.

by minahil82 August 24, 2019

Badd Water

alcoholic beverage i.e. vodka, cognac, gin, etc.

I got my first DUI drinking that badd water.
I'm bout to take a couple shots of that badd water.
I'd advise you not to mix those badd waters together.
It's cold outside, pour me a couple shots of that badd water to warm me up.

by JLWhiteIII February 4, 2018

daughter water

The mystical 'tonic' where fathers of daughters become far more aware of the impact of diversity and sexism issues because they see the world through their daughters' experiences

He became far more aware of the plight of women in the workforce after he drank the Daughter Water

by Maadcau December 12, 2015

electric water

pure liquid LSD-25, the good shit

that electric water got me trippin!!

by bobyou face July 25, 2006

Burnt water

Twice boiled water. Overboiled

Did you burn the water, it's so hot.
I boiled it twice, burnt water!

by Tru3St0ries August 11, 2017

beard water

Water that collects on a man's facial hair that is imparted to a woman's cheek when he kisses her. The amount of water collected increases with the awesomeness of the beard.

"Ugh, gross, beard water! Did you wipe your face?"

by Liz by way of jim December 12, 2012

Water Shy

The inability to urinate like a normal person in a pool, ocean, water slide, or other relevant body of water.

My brother Alex was water shy. He had to go to the bathroom rather than pee in the lazy river like a normal person.

by EmperorAjay September 4, 2016