Fakemaster

To be knowledgeable about reps. A master in horological fakery. A scam hater. A member advocate.

You are a Fakemaster.

by PaulieS August 6, 2008

Fakemaster

A loser who sits in mom's basement playing video games and then telling stories about his adventures as if they were real. A fake hit-man. A fake special forces blacks ops elite assassin operator. A fake helicopter pilot. Etc.

Fakemaster!

by Allergy_Doc July 24, 2010

fakeposter

a poster on a website that never tells the truth... they can only ever post lies... the posts they make are called "fakeposts"...

i was getting pretty gotdamn hotheaded at that fakeposter spreading all his lies...

by super cool BA dude June 18, 2016

Fagmaster

(UK Slang) A professional cigarette smoker

Have you met Dave? He's such a fagmaster!

by Nick Gurr the 3rd March 30, 2021

I'm the legendary fartmaster

Sans' possibly secret secret code word or his secret secret triple-secret codeword. It's undecided.

Bruhhh, I'm too lazy to right anything so...yeah.
I'm the legendary fartmaster.

by personwholikesstuff July 13, 2020

Fapmaster

One who has mastered the skill of fapping. see fap.

*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*
Hector: Dude, what's that noise?
Greg: Oh, that's just boone the fapmaster
Hector: He seriously needs to think about dating, man.

by THE REAL BOONE July 30, 2008

Fakester

A person who thinks pretty much everything is amazing, especially music. Their opinion is usually invalid about things, though if they don't like something then chances are its legitimately bad. They generally wear skinny jeans, black socks, shirts one size bigger than they are, and 90s vans.

"Hey did you listen to the new Foster the People Album? It's amazing!"
"Shut up Brian, you're a fakester your opinion doesn't matter."

by Guybang October 24, 2011