ninja status

To do an activity or chore in the style of a ninja. The way a ninja would do it. Hiyaa!

We gotta get our homework done ninja status!!!

by Darby & McKenna June 30, 2008

baller status

It defines how balla you are and you are a player. Like chadrock, cuz he is gangsta.

Chad Tipton has baller status.

by ch4drock December 10, 2008

Status Rape

When someone constantly updates their status about everything and anything, most of the time something that should be kept in the dark, for example, fights with their love "I thought you were the one yada yada yada.. " etc, or about how much their life sucks. "I wish that I didn't eat this and that, I'm going to go puke now.."
Basically, it's people who want attention.
For more information, search "Attention Whore".

A: Status whore

B: Random friend
C: The smart person

A: I've been hurt, I don't love you anymore (nag, nag, nag...)
B: Omg, what happened?
A: Well.. *blah blah blah I'm so pitiful, everyone give me your attention*
C: Oh shut the hell up, don't status rape.

by Teci October 26, 2009

Stratis

1. N. - A band too gay for elton john to endorse.

2. N. -
any band constisting of:
1. a homosexual bible thumper
2. a Angry Gay dude with the abilty to drop his balls as he sings
3. a phedophic junkie Bass player with a abnormally small penis
4. a Drummer with a unstatible urge for dip and a face bright enough to flash down a airliner

"Oh shit, they're so horrible..."
"yeah, a real STRATIS"

by jb February 16, 2005

Baller Status

Being a baller basically gives you the right to bone any female/male you want... So let's say you're new in town. Your baller status is based on looks since no one knows what cards you hold. If you want to increase your baller status, be a senior girl. They increase your baller-status to a perfect baller score.

New Kid: Hey, I'm new in town. But I want to bone that chick. How should I go about doing so? No body here knows how manly I am!

Kid: You need to increase your Baller Status. Try being with Beth, she increases all Baller Statuses.

New Kid: Oh, okay!

by incredibleballerx8x September 7, 2010

status

the ranking of how well you interact and flirt with girls.

my best friend's status jumped last night after the fun he had.

by John Hartley September 2, 2007

statusfied

A Facebook user that has a status filled out is statusfied.

John Smith's status on Facebook is "John is taking a nap." John Smith is statusfied.

by Jacob Gallant April 18, 2008