neapolitan knickers

The disgusting state of a proper old slappers gusset. Vanilla, strawberry, chocolate, the lot.

Fuck me got my end away last night but that dirty old tart had neapolitan knickers.

by prince30 July 31, 2009

Urine-Knee

When you pee so hard into a urinal that it spatters piss on your pants and your knees are wet for the rest of the day...

OH MAN...don't make me laugh when I'm peeing...I'm gonna get urine-knee...

by PlayOnPlaya October 19, 2009

Pocket Knobber

One who touches them selves through there pocket

Kibbles :dude what are you doing!
Fraser : What does it look like...
Kibbles : POCKET KNOBBER!!!1

by Mcjaffs April 12, 2010

Elephant Knuckle

A elephant knuckle occurs when a camel toe grows to phenominal size.

Man screw camel toe, that things an Elephant Knuckle!

by Loonybread June 1, 2010

crack knee

The physical appearance of a crack addicted trollop whose knobby knees poke out from their emaciated legs.

Are you hooked on crack? I only ask because your crack knee is currently poking me the thigh.

by mabeea July 4, 2010

masturbatory knitting

When you decide to enter a period of celibacy, and take up knitting to fill the void in your life.

I know this girl who recently decided to lay of the sex for a while, but she uses masturbatory knitting to relieve stress and pass the time in bed.

by Joe Salone October 18, 2010

Rubber knife gang

A group of kids, hanging around, trying to look tough, but are actually harmless.

Mabel: I don't know if we should go into the 7-11. There's a bunch of kids hanging around.

Gertrude: Them? They're just a rubber knife gang.

by Fromagewhiz May 14, 2012