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Wretched old quim who worbles around in a knackered tan shoe. Lugging blue rinse and forever wearing kaftans. Suffers from cankles and loves to jig to a war time waltz
Look at that old tart over there!

Who Mrs Matthews?

Yeah, she looks like a tired old goat doesn't she?

I'd say more of a knackered old tart.
by songs of phrase April 04, 2014
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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