Dort Hwy Hooker Witch

The prostitute that dwells along Dort Hwy. This is a legend make-believe prostitute used to represent all of the shady, shifty, succubus-like prostitutes that ravage Dort Hwy. These hookers will do strange things to get your attention, and can usually to easily persuaded into the "4 dollar trick". (Telling them you have 4 dollars and you know they will do it cuz they want your damn 4 dollars!)

Jimmie: I'm goin' to the Vu tonight!

Josh: Watch the fuck out for the Dort Hwy Hooker Witch.

by juicyjay4200 August 7, 2010

captain hook

The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.

Capatian Hook sir! It's that crocodile again!
Get him away from me!

by chozoelder July 7, 2004

Hoodstank

A Hoodstank is a darkened urban area, where prostitutes
gather with clientelle. Hood>Stank(fowl sex smell).
A Hoodstank can also be in a motel.ie The Richmond.

Yo what are you sayin?
Ima flip the bitch at the Hoodstank.

by SlickSista August 22, 2006

hook rat

a girl with a diifrent lad in her bed every week. Probably with a orange (foundation) face and skirt up her arse. Lik a slut but a boy loving one. She will not care about flaunting herself or dignity just about getting lads attention.

Chloe: Did you have fun with Brad last night?
Natasha: Brad? Brad was last weeks boy..I had lots of fun with Troy last night though
Chloe: Omg you fuck a diffrent lad everyweek you lil hook rat !

by sexiie-baybee October 26, 2007

hooker butter

it's whenever a hooker and or a loved one with bad yellowish teeth gets a cumshot in the mouth, and then proceeds to slosh it between thier teeth and spits it out, leaving the cum thick and yellow like butter.

"dude, did you see cindy?", "Yeah man that slut had hooker butter all over her shirt"

by bhuh February 22, 2008

Hooker smoke

When one is too broke to afford a cigarette, and thus can't afford to solicit sex from a prostitute, they take a drag from a prostitutes's cigarette, usually for the low price of only a nickel; The cheapest known way to satisfy a nicotine craving.

Hooker: "Hey buddy, you lookin' for a good time?"
Mel Gibson: "Well ya, but I can't afford that. You got a cigarette? I could go for a hooker smoke."
Hooker: "It'll cost ya a nickel."

by RJBrown9 December 2, 2010

HOOKER MONEY

Money received when when you hooker ex girlfriend loses custody of your kids and has to pay you (the male) child support .

Hey lets use Ruby's HOOKER MONEY to pay for your new shoes.

by 505firefighter September 2, 2016