Crontchy

Used to describe someone of such attractiveness that you'd smash them until their crotch becomes a crontch

Girl 1: "Look at that guy over there!"

Girl 2: "He's so crontchy!"

by McTheCrontcher69 April 11, 2017

crotchchafff

curdled sweat beads with bacteria crowns

when working in fallout zone

by jimminy shitpants January 11, 2003

crotchetyness

One possessing unrelenting negativity towards everything, especially the PS2 or PSP

Mock's crotchetyness is legendary

by sonycowboy October 12, 2004

crotchcricket

see crotch cricket. a pubic louse, commonly called a crab. Used jokingly by medical personnel.

This guy complained about an itch down there, and when he pulled his pants down, they were jumpin' with crotchcrickets.

by Dr Crotchrot August 30, 2008

crotcheled

the feeling like having a stick up ur ass

ouch this chair is making me feel all crotcheled

by Rind Orange June 27, 2006

crotchicre

N; One who initiates the massacre of crotches.

V; The massacre of crotches.

"You are such a crotchicre, ya creeper!"
"Man, last night was like a crotchicre!"

by Syrus October 6, 2006

crotch mop

A crude reference to a tampon.

In the women's john, you can find the crotch mops next to the ass wipes.

by KraigG July 20, 2008