Definitions by KraigG

Crotch Mop 

Retail slang for tampon.

Clerk: Ma'am, the crotch mops are in aisle 4, next to the ass wipes.

Crotch Mop by KraigG December 14, 2008

crotch mop 

A crude reference to a tampon.

In the women's john, you can find the crotch mops next to the ass wipes.

crotch mop by KraigG July 20, 2008