Crotch Mop

Retail slang for tampon.
Clerk: Ma'am, the crotch mops are in aisle 4, next to the ass wipes.
by KraigG December 14, 2008
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crotch mop

A crude reference to a tampon.
In the women's john, you can find the crotch mops next to the ass wipes.
by KraigG July 20, 2008
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