Blemper

A name given to a person of African/ African American ethnicity who closely resembles a person of another race. The black person is the other's blemper. This originated with a guy named Kemper who met another guy who looked like a black version of himself. He was given the name Blemper; Black Kemper= Blemper.

That blck guys looks just like you, hes your Blemper.

by TheBigRob2 January 27, 2009

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Blimp Option

A literal example of blue-sky thinking. Choosing an option that is so ridiculous that no one else has thought of it.

Sniper Bob: How are we gonna shoot the hostage-taker when there isn't a tall enough building nearby?

Sniper Joe: Dude, take the blimp option.

by Voot Cruiser March 6, 2010

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Blimped

When you get tricked into going on a date with a fat girl.

Also see chubby-duped.

Q: How was the date last night?
A: Dude... I got blimped. It sucked.

by sparhavoc October 8, 2016

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blaumph

Someone who dies to the environment in a manner that they had plenty of warning beforehand

You just got blaumphed!
The red-zone blaumphed me.
Wait here for a minute, we dont want to get blaumphed.

by karthic October 9, 2017

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Blumber jack

A blumber jack is variant of a blumpkin that involves covering your genitals with Vermont maple syrup and putting a flannel blindfold on your partner. Willing recipients can be found at Walmart or in the popeyes bathroom!

She got some syrup at the store guess I'm getting a blumber jack tonight bro

by Shammalammadingdong666 November 17, 2018

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