Load Barking

The sound you hear while watching your neighbor enjoy time outside with their children and dog as jealousy builds up inside you.

Her life is so great and my life sucks. Why doesn't her dog stop that load barking?

by Exertus January 31, 2021

greens baking

'Greens' - A cheap brand of packet cake mixes sold in Australia. They are know for being extremely dry and tasteless but are great when hungover.

Woman : Have you tried that recipe from Taste.com.au?
Man : No, they are the 'Greens' of cooking and everything is bland and has little or no sauce
Woman : Well I guess 'Greens Baking' does make everything dry and cheap, maybe we should check another site?

by BettyCrockerBaking February 2, 2021

Pennsylvania Barking Spider

a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper

*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania Barking Spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year.

by Sacob Jmith March 15, 2021

National baking day

National baking day is a day where only on February 23 you can give sweets out for free such as brownies cookies ice cream donuts any thing you can bake.

Jimmy celebrating national baking day!

by ashley holman February 22, 2021

co-bating

When two people masturbate synergistically.

Me and my buddy was co-bating and a friend walk in on us.

by Co-Bater cliff May 15, 2021

Home-basing

Instead of calling it being lazy… we shall call it home-basing.

Because that is a verb, people.

And your family appreciates you just taking up space sometimes.

I am going to indulge in some lazy home-basing this Sunday. The kids will be stopping in and out for snacks and the neighbors might pop in for quick visits. Maybe I’ll catch up laundry and make cookies… I don’t know.

by Twinkie Situation July 4, 2021

muffin baking

A catchphrase created by Josh Martin, the voice of Majin Buu, who made the Pillsbury Homeboy character.

"What's my muffin baking name?"

by Cwf1997 July 21, 2021