Cow Pies

n. plur. {cawh pîz} - cow fecal matter that hardens into a pie like shape in a cow pasture.

While leaning over the fence on the side of a cow pasture I fell over and landed in some nasty cow pies.

by Abe Linclon January 26, 2006

Squirrel Piss

The last bit of a beer. It contains a solids that have settled. It's best to be poured out.

Jeff - "Ah man, you just drank the squirrel piss!"
Ben - "Ugh. I wasn't paying attention. I'll have to wash it down with another beer"

by AmazingEngineer June 14, 2008

miss-piss

When you are inebriated. During urination you misjudge the duration of piss and try to flush accordingly, misjudging and pissing much longer.

Guy 1: Dude, why didn't you flush the toilet?
Guy 2: I did...shit I must have miss-piss. Are you over it?

by marc courtmanch March 12, 2009

Piss yourself

To start peeing full-blast without removing your pants and/or underpants. Results in soaked clothing.

Larry: Ahhhhh!
Joe: Man what the ****! Did you just piss yourself?
Larry: Uhhhh, yeah?

by UrbanLegend1234 March 21, 2010

pipes

A set of vocal chords; usually used to describe one's singing abilities.

"Mariah Carey's voice is awesome! She has an amazing set of pipes."

"Have you heard the new girl in our choir? She has great pipes."

by DKMG February 18, 2010

piss me off

really angry with something

A : What did u do last night?
B : I enjoyed movie with my boyfriend.
A : you REally piss me off
B : piss me off?

by farmbeach0510 May 28, 2007

take the piss

To tease mercilessly or in such a way no one would believe you or to treat someone badly in order to get what you want.

1. (British & Australian very informal) to make a joke about someone or to make someone look silly (often + out of ) They always take the piss out of her because she's a Barry Manilow fan. 'You should wear miniskirts more often - you've got the legs for them.' 'Are you taking the piss?' (British & Australian very informal!)
2. (British & Australian very informal) to treat someone badly in order to get what you want Four pounds an hour is taking the piss. £50 for that old thing? That's just taking the piss.

by Devilish69 September 29, 2013