Chords 

The act of having sex on a group of powerchords, preferably on your friends' set and not you own. Its mostly for payback or laughter reasons.

Jane: Keep going, don't stop.

Chris: Why the hell are we doing this on your roommate's powerchords?

Jane: She took my heels last night, this if REVENGE!

Chords by TheChordKing May 29, 2011

Chords of Steel 

The voice workout that Apollo Justice does (in Ace Attorney) to raise his voice when objecting in court.

Apollo: I'm just practicing my chords of steel workout.

Chords of Steel by Apollo Wright September 26, 2014

Jesus chords 

The basic major and minor chord shapes, as generally played on an acoustic guitar. They are commonly referred to as the 'Jesus chords' simply because they make up the majority of Christian worship music. Singer/songwriters are also well-known for playing these chords frequently in their music.

A guitarist who is only playing 'Jesus chords' (and not using a capo) will rarely, if ever, move his hand past the 4th fret.

Major chords:
E, F (barre), G, A, C, and D major

Minor chords:
E and A minor, B minor (movable), and barre chords that don't include the 3rd finger (movable)

I can kinda play guitar...well, I know the Jesus chords, at least.

Jesus chords by tenortoad July 18, 2012

fat wreck chords 

Record Company Formed By Fat Mike Of NOFX (and Possibly His Wife.) Has Not Sold Out Punk Values, Still Fiercly Independant. Actually Cares About Music Rather Than Money

When I get My Punk Band Going I Want To Be Signed To Fat Wreck Chords So I Dont Get Raped For Money

fat wreck chords by Fiasco De Gama August 7, 2006

shitting chords 

When your poop comes out in three pieces - all slightly increasing sizes, with the quantify representing the three ascending frequencies of a musical chord.

Alternate definition - when making a loud poop, your farts are so fast and furious they overlap three times to produce a musical chord.

I had some funky tacos yesterday and this morning I was shitting chords.
Or
"An event for the offspring of mixed-race families shits a chord as the difficult to 'identify' people" - Toronto Star - January 3, 2017

shitting chords by 1Yonge January 6, 2017

power chords 

a major chord contains the 1, 3rd, and 5th notes in the major scales. a power chord omits the 3rd, and inludes only the fifth. powerchords often include the 8th, which is really just the 1st, an octave higher.

G5 Powerchord

e|-
b|-
g|-
d|-
a|5
e|3

G5 with the octave

e|-
b|-
g|-
d|5
a|5
e|3

power chords by jason August 4, 2004

Fat wreck chords 

The record label of some of the most awsm punk bands including Anti-Flag, NOFX, Me first and the Gimme Gimmes.

God Bless Fat Wreck Chords

Fat wreck chords by imaprettycoolbrunette February 10, 2005