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1)Max Tait is the word's to describe a penis that is so incredibly large you have to describe it as someone else's.

2) It can also be used to describe someone who has just shit themselves.
1) Holy fuck, that is a Max Tait penis right there!

2) You just pulled a Max Tait!
Max Tait by Coochie Muncher XD March 8, 2020
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Max > ylcoo 

Max is everyone’s idol. he’s a lot better then stinky toe jam smelling flop who goes by the name ylcoo
max > ylcoo max slays. he is smarter more popular and smells a lot better then ylcoo. ylcoo whould be nothing without max
Max > ylcoo by girlboss queen March 14, 2022
The eighth preacher of Hohenheim. Often disguises himself as a gullible person but in reality hides his true identity of the true understander of Hohenheim
Wise Max Lim Quotes:
"one must not look directly at the sunlight as one is not able to grasp the understandings of Hohenheim"

"Jesus walks on water, Hohenheim walks on the Sun"

"If one exposes himself as a believer of Hohenheim, one will not understand the meaning of light"

"A person who goes 'Naaaaa' often shows signs of a believer of Light Hohenheim"

"A person who refuses to accept the above quote is also a sign that s/he is a believer of Light Hohenheim"
Max Lim by Hohenheim of Light January 31, 2010

max bemis 

Max is the magnificent song-writer and front man for up-and-coming rock band, Say Anything.
Max, as well as being a musical genius, is also an idol for many young people who are also suffering from bi-polar disease (or are just extremely hormonal and trying to find themselves, such as myself) and has overcome his mental blockades and succeeded in the long run
in Say Anything's latest CD, ...Is a Real Boy, Max performs all of the guitar, vocal, bass, and synth tracks, allowing his friend Coby to fill in with drums
the rest of the band plays live with them and adds to their aura, but overall, Max is the key figure behind Say Anything
elliottduuude@gmail.com: i worship Max Bemis.

somemone with no taste: he's alright...

elliottduuude@gmail.com: alright? you have no taste.
max bemis by Pinnochiooo December 12, 2008

Max Weinberg 

1. Drummer in the Max Weinberg 7 along with such notable characters like La Bamba.
2. See "God"
"I Love Max Weinberg's serious face stare with Conan...my dream would be for a whole show of late night to be just Conan and Max staring eachother down"
Max Weinberg by Dave Henney July 23, 2004

max brooks 

The Author of the popular books "The Zombie Survival Guide" and "World War Z"

From 2001 to 2003, Brooks was a member of the writing team at Saturday Night Live.

Brooks is also the author of The Zombie Survival Guide, a book published in 2003. The book explains in great detail how to survive an impending zombie apocalypse. The book touches on what it describes as pop cultural myths about zombies.

Brooks' book World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War, which deals with the war between the human race and zombies, was released on September 12, 2006. Paramount Pictures has acquired the movie rights; Brad Pitt's production company Plan B will produce the film. In the October 2006 issue of Fangoria Magazine, Brooks explains that he will not be writing the screenplay for the motion picture, as he feels he is not an accomplished enough screenwriter to "do it right." (J. Michael Straczynski is writing the screenplay.)

Brooks has also written the introduction for the hardcover collected edition of Dynamite Entertainment's zombie mini series Raise the Dead (comics) which is to be released in 2008.
I love Max Brook's interpritation of Zombies.

I am TOTALLY prepared for the zombie apocalypse thanks to Max Brooks!
max brooks by Squee4Starscream March 9, 2008