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Incel

The cause of school shootings according to Iliza "Hot enough to fuck" Shlesinger and it's like.... Then that's a super easy problem for you to solve, innit?
Hym "Shit, you know what? You're absolutely right! If only there was a way to not make them incels anymore.... Hmmm 🤔 This is a real stumper... Oh! I know! You could spend 30 seconds taking a dick in a world where there are 1000 different ways to stop you from getting pregnant AND there's not risk of STD because they're an incel! You can save them! You can save all the children. In 30 seconds or less! Oh look! I found one! He's in my apartment. Quick! Get over here and save those kids!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2023
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Incel

A man who has a hard time finding a partner, could be because he is ugly, it could be because of how judgemental attractive white women are of non-negroid males when we are less than perfect, or it could be just most bitches are too stupid to find Nazi/Crusader memes funny.

Negros can only be incels if their signature look of retardation and dwarfism is glaringly obvious (like Bigthumby), Europeans of shorter stature often find it hard to sexually compete with larger whites and the blacks, Northeast Asians are only considered chads when they look like 16th century samurai, and Indian men ought to stay the fuck away from American women, lest they be accused of groping (falsely or factually).

Over the years it’s evolved from a term of meaning to a left wing school yard insult any man who is racist/sexist/homosexual/transphobic (all nonsense commie words concocted by trots). Even muscular 6’+ Chads/Tyrones such as Andrew Tate are labeled incels, like how can someone be stupid enough to think a 6’2” bodybuilder has a hard time with women?

JBW is very much a lie in the context of the west, maybe true in Asia, but (((they))) really made it so the only way you wouldn’t end up with Tyrone’s leftovers and maybe even a mongrel baby is to expatriate to a country that still treats nigs like we did in the 50’s. It’s all part of Zionist exchange.

The term incel is often conflated with soyboy, but they connote two very different images.
Incel:

Self aware
Zoomer
Right wing
Aspires to be chad one day
Based
Most likely thin/healthy
Can meme like a legend
Schizoid
Superstraight
A giant chad in a little man’s body

Soyboy:

Thinks he’s a chad
Millennial
Left wing
Thinks real chads are “racist” and “misogynistic” and calls them incels
Cringe
Fat and disgusting or 90 lbs sopping wet
Can’t meme
Autistic
Cuckold or faggot
A face that matches the opinion
by 2KingdomCome March 24, 2023
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incel

A common INSULT to Label other people as INvoluntary CELebate , meaning other people dont want to have sex with you because youre AN INADECUATE person in some regard but in actuality, when used as an insult, (even unintentionally) it's really is a self confirming projection that other people decide your worth and by believing in this false assumption , it then allows them the right to decide the value of everyone else. So if someone lacks the discernment to use love and acceptance as motivation, their really telling you their true motivation is driven by hate and are probably a very angry obstinate person who hides and disguises their true emotions behind a false and shallow ego by needing to confirm their self worth by throwing poo at you.
I believe other people decide my worth, so by calling you an incel, I am confirming my hatred of Religious Doctrine and a millennia of sound ancestral advice that recommends "Judge Not Lest Ye Be Judged"
by chЯis † ΩpheЯ April 8, 2023
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Inception

To dream in a dream.
I'm dreaming a dream every night. I live in an inception.
by zetabyte April 9, 2023
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Incel

An Involuntarily Celebate person or a person who wants to have sex, but fails to attract anyone towards them.
You see Daire over there? Hes 48 and is still a virgin, he's a discord mod on r/greenday as well!

What an incel
by ReallyCoolCoolestGuy April 10, 2023
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Incel

a Reddit Insult used by pegged Femcell's to denigrate Men for not simping to the Vaginal Matrix
Being a slut mean I'm a good person, totally unlike those hate mongering Incels.
by star55 May 10, 2023
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Incested

A term used to threaten a family member into giving you what you want immediately.
Brother: Yo, sis, give me your wages or your getting fkin incested tonight.

Sister: ‘scared’ : ok ok not again, i dont need a sore arse for a week bro.. “*hands-over wages**
by JuiceyPapoosey May 12, 2023
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