Red Carpet

when A womans pubic hair is styled in a Brazillian, but has had the rather embarrasing mishap of starting her period.
therefore, her pubic hair is stained red, giving the illusion of a "Red Carpet"

James:So, you get anywhere with megan last night?
Jamie:Nearly, but i took off her thong and she had a red carpet!it was so gross
James:Aw man,tough break.my girlfriend never has that problem
Jamie:its ok,i dumped her for sarah.she shaves.
JAmes:Nice.

by Carlita The Ninja Albanian. January 14, 2008

Carpet

n. slut, whore, person that puts out
see: shag carpet

That girl is dressed like such a carpet.

by TracyL January 18, 2007

Carpenter

One who uses "tools". One who uses people for their own benefit. A manipulator of toolish people.

Those guys are all such carpenters because the only reason their nice and friendly to Eikoo is so they can party at her house.

by Mathais D January 16, 2009

Carpe Noctem

Latin for 'Seize the day'.

It is a pun off of Carpe Diem. Which is a Latin expression, meaning 'Seize the day'.

It was also a name of a goth magazine that ran in the 1990s. And also a dutch filmclub.

Guy 1: Hey, shouldn't you be sleeping?

Guy 2: Carpe Noctem, man. I will when I level up my guy.

by xMaGiCx July 20, 2006

carpetulate

To surrender to the fact that your vacuum cleaner will never pick up that little piece of thread, so you bend over and pick it up yourself.

I went over the dental floss five times with my dustbuster before I finally carpetulated.

by tommygeee September 11, 2010

carpet in the bathroom

A sketchy-looking place usually used to describe some sort of temporary living area like a hotel room; a dirty or cheap place

opposite of classy

The motel room was a carpet in the bathroom kind of place, man I stepped on like five cockroaches when I walked in

Nah, Amanda's cute but her crib is a carpet in the bathroom kind of place, y'know what I mean?

by carbonatedjones September 20, 2011

Carpet Massage

When a man uses his hand(s) to please a woman.

Instead of a carpet munching tonight how about just a carpet massage?

A carpet massage a day keeps the bitch away

If you're not ski poling you're carpet massaging

by ldylumps October 19, 2012