tool

Any person who likes the 2003 movie The Core or other similar movies.

"Did you see that guy buying the movie The Core? What a tool!"

by Zephyr4563 October 6, 2007

Steamy Toolbar

The act of licking the ass milk off of a door handle that somebody just ass banged.

Tad and Jonathan got drunk, Tad proceeded to ass bang himself on Johnathan's little brother's door handle and then Jonathan licked off the left over ass milk completing the Steamy Toolbar.

by Rumplstilsken December 13, 2006

tool

A person lacking most if not all the intelligence that a human should poses and is frequently used by others.

<person1>Telivision is a powerful tool
<person2>But so is Eddie Maguire

by Peter Dolan April 11, 2006

female fattening tool

From the legend KEVIN BLOODY WILSON, a female fattening tool is an aussie slang term for a penis

Yo get some plastic wrap for a female fattening tool

by Don Bosko August 26, 2005

tool box

A derogatory term for a tool's girlfriend; does not necessarily mean that the girl herself is a tool as well.

"Missy wouldn't be so bad if her boyfriend, Brad, wasn't such a tool; but you know how those tool boxes tend to be..."

by MuseL May 27, 2008

toolbox

A place that contains many tools, a tool being a jackass or douchebag.

My high school was such a toolbox; there were so many asshole jocks and preps.

by ayalas November 9, 2008

Tool Flowers

Flowers made out of tools for a father's day present.

The term was made famous by Toby Turner in one of his lazyvlogs

ijustine: What are you getting you're father for Father's Day Toby?
Toby Turner: Just some freakin' TOOL FLOWERS! (heelys away)

by STEVEN_tobuscus June 18, 2011