flores jersey

to wipe your ass with your teammate's jersey before a baseball game.

Hey Duda! Collins really smells like shit today . Yeah I gave him a Flores Jersey. Don't tell anyone.

by dickf December 14, 2014

New Jersey Clown Car

When you witness four bros going into one bathroom stall to do cocaine

"After I was leaving the stall to take a big shit, there was a New Jersey Clown Car waiting to go in after me."

by Frippertronics September 8, 2016

spoiled jersey girl

A girl that thinks she's so smart but can't wrap her mind around how to fill up a gas tank. She's commonly very pretty but when it comes to simple tasks (example: filling a gas tank) she can not get her pretty little mind to come through with the solution.

Guy 1: Wow that girl is kinda hot you think she's cool.

Guy 2: Yeah but I hear she's a spoiled jersey girl.

Guy 1: Damn she can't pump gas I'm out.

by Walmea Bay February 23, 2017

New Jersey Driveby

When you’re stuck in traffic so you beat off and ejaculate in your hand, then drive up close beside another vehicle and slap your semen-soaked hand onto their window

Oh man, traffic again? I can’t wait to give some random shmuck the old New Jersey Driveby!

by Cool Colin Club June 23, 2018

New Jersey Devils

A hockey team from New Jersey who were originally from Colorado and named the Colorado Rockies. They moved to NJ in 1982 and have won the Stanley Cup} three times. The Devils are widely underestimated and never really expected to win, explaining their catchphrase "Devils vs. Everybody". Their rivals are the New York Rangers and the Philadelphia Flyers. They have had many amazing players in the past, including Martin Brodeur, Scott Stevens, and the current Taylor Hall. They also had Ilya Kovalchuk, but almost ever single Devils fan hates him with a passion.

The New Jersey Devils have three Stanley Cup wins!

by 420-69 November 18, 2018

Central Jersey

does not exist. it is only a fictional land that’s described in fairy tales. beware, whoever claims they’re from this place probably work for the bourgeoisie!

friend one: dude where’d the dog go?
friend two: central jersey.. last night
friend: HAHAHAHAAH omg bro im so sorry for your loss

by bonesmackthequeef July 30, 2019

The Jersey throw

The Jersey throw is when a Jersey man throws his cum at a opposing Jersey man for dominance

He who will love lady will be beaten by The Jersey throw

by L. O. L February 22, 2021