The definition of this short phrase : If someone says goodbye tension hello pension it means they are a retired dota player. They will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.
Rod: Hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )
Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !
Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...
Ted : Omg no way !!!
Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !
Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...
Ted : Omg no way !!!
by TheConfectionarySalesman November 28, 2009
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Another way of saying "give me a break" or "come on" vehemently during a conversation.
Alternately it can be used as a fresh way of greeting someone.
Alternately it can be used as a fresh way of greeting someone.
Guy 1: I didn't know you hate Hitler.
Guy 2: Hellod! Everyone hates Hitler!
or
Guy 1: I thought we were going to play beer-pong together all weekend!
Guy 2: Helloed! I told you an hour ago I'm going to Wisconsin! God!
Guy 2: Hellod! Everyone hates Hitler!
or
Guy 1: I thought we were going to play beer-pong together all weekend!
Guy 2: Helloed! I told you an hour ago I'm going to Wisconsin! God!
by endgame_se7en September 15, 2009
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an attempt to change the topic from accusing your boyfriend of unwittingly claiming to be gay when in reality he was simply trying to respond, cleverly, in the regional lingo of your native country.
an attempt to change the topic from accusing your boyfriend of unwittingly claiming to be gay when in reality he was simply trying to respond, cleverly, in the regional lingo of your native country.
m- "g'day, banana bender!"
f- "are you coming out?"
m- "what? no, it means 'someone from queensland'"
f- "it means 'gay guy'"
m- "..."
f- "let's try this again: 'hello, happy monday!'"
f- "are you coming out?"
m- "what? no, it means 'someone from queensland'"
f- "it means 'gay guy'"
m- "..."
f- "let's try this again: 'hello, happy monday!'"
by anononymoosle April 29, 2011
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to use someone or something for dirty work/ annoying jobs/ or just to use them for your own benefit
to use someone or something for dirty work/ annoying jobs/ or just to use them for your own benefit
shes throwing up again after a teenage binge drinking episode yo break out the hello kitty robe so we dont gotta use a mop.
no more toilet paper- its alright ill use the hello kitty robe.
i hate him i wanna use him the like hello kitty robe.
no more toilet paper- its alright ill use the hello kitty robe.
i hate him i wanna use him the like hello kitty robe.
by hellokittyrobe October 29, 2011
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by junior jug July 18, 2011
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