computer clicky things

A technical term in the non-computer people world, also known as "tabs"

Tom's computer is running slowly, he has too many computer clicky things open

by Seaward-sausage4 June 1, 2022

Computer teacher

Under you bed waiting for young ones to sleep

Your computer teacher is under bed

by Walterwhiteiamydadleft June 9, 2022

computer

Some kind of mind control device capable of hypnotizing decent men.

it causes the creation of "gamers" also creating scams such as: bitcoin, free robux no hack 100% real, and some trojan horse you got off a shady website selling nft's

computer.

by Massive rotating balls god June 9, 2022

Computer Jizz

Another, more vulgar, word for thermal paste, the paste that you put on your cpu when building a PC

Person 1: I bought same day delivery for my thermal paste but still haven't recieved it after 2 days

Person 2: I'm suing Amazon - Give Person 1 her computer jizz!

by Alou_Online June 15, 2022

computergender

It's a identity when you want to stick your dick in a pc fan.

Mike is computergender. He loves sticking his dick in computer fans.

by Evil moo June 16, 2022

compstat

(short for COMPuter STATistics, which was the computer file name of the original program)—is a computerization and quantification program used by police departments.

The compstat numbers are due tomorrow morning

by Pirozhok July 23, 2022

computer

a smart person, opposite of brick

Wow! Jacob is not a computer!

by peanutbread123 July 29, 2022