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Church

A sexual reference, or intercourse, as church. Using a bed as a place of sexual gathering. So good it must be holy.
"Momma, my steeple is all lined up... Baby, let's go to church!"
by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007
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church giggles

A habit of children and immature adults to find things with little or no comedic value hilarious when bored in church in order to entertain themselves.
A brother and sister are sitting in church, begrudgingly listening to a sermon until the preacher says: "god owns everything from here to Uranus.."; at which point the two children attempt to silence their uncontrollable laughter. These two kids suffer from church giggles.
by milvy April 28, 2008
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Adolf Churchill

noun - the name of a person who has the first name of Adolf Hitler and the last name of Winston Churchill. They were enemies in WWII. Churchill has an electric statue. It is electric to keep the birds off.
Samantha: "Let us kill Adolf Churchill! He is a Nazi!"
Faith: "No! He is also half British!"
Samantha: "He is also sooooo cute! I love blondes!"
Faith: "Samantha, your black."
Samantha: "So now your gettinng all racist on me???1 DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!11"
by Can Not July 15, 2008
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church boy

Church Boy:
a man with a small penis.
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Because he be praying to god you still want to get with him when you see it.
"Thought he was a blackhammer - turns out he's just a church boy"
by f.d.h. September 3, 2014
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Church of Dirt

Any well known or established location set up, designed or laid out for the sole purpose of riding Dirt Bikes, ATV's and ORV's. Typically a motorcross track, trails, supercross track or outdoor riding park.
Guy 1: Last Sunday some friends and I went riding. The trails were perfect.

Guy 2: Where did you go?

Guy 1: It was Sunday...We went to the Church of Dirt!
by B Krause October 11, 2007
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church contraception

a method of birth control in which a natural method of birth control (avoiding ejaculating into the vagina after sexual intercourse) is resorted to and no contraceptives are used. Churches are against the use of contraceptives and hence the name. It is also called a rhythmic method of birth control.
A fairly large number of people use church contraception in this part of the world.
by uttam maharjan September 26, 2010
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chautchy

anyone that knows nathan at work
by nate dog June 2, 2004
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