Tiktok Kid

Annoying little shits that seek attention by hating on minecraft and only upload fortnite dancing videos. They think that console wars are still thing and think they are gamers. They are 100% a different fucking species

"You see what that xX_fortnitelegend36262_Xx said to me"

"Yes I did hes most likely a tiktok kid*

by ALPHAX_04 July 23, 2020

rocket tits

When the womans breasts are horizontally aligned with her spine, making the underside of her breast and spine into a 90 degree angle. Resulting in it looking like her breasts are defying gravity.

Holy cow look at that girl, she got rocket tits!

by Studentmaster20002 November 27, 2013

Gamer Time

All women in a 50 meter raidus are pushed by an unknown force away from all gamers so they can focus on game time, and not have to deal with the troubles of women. (Requires 5 men of true gamer status to chant "Gamer Time" simultaneously while together to activate Gamer Time. Can only be used once per week for in real life game balance.)

Group of 5 Men: "GAMER TIME!"

Women: *suddenly pushed away and flung in every direction*

Gamer 1: "Turn on the consoles, it's Gamer Time."

by JayNR November 15, 2018

Harvard Time

Seven minutes later than real time. A comment on how classes at Harvard start 7 minutes after they are listed (example: at 10:07 instead of at 10:00) to allow time for students who must cross the campus from one class to another.

TF: Tim, you're late for section.
Tim: But it's only 4:02? Come on, what about Harvard Time?

by mash92587 October 14, 2006

BE-YOU-TIFUL

Play on word that means that you're beautiful when you decide to be yourself.

be-YOU-tiful (pun)

by Tortuela June 21, 2013

tit tan

partially tan tits; half tan, half still milky white

she has a tit tan because she doesn't tan nude.

by collin z. March 7, 2009

TIFU

Acronym for "Today I fucked-up"

Today on reddit I read the funniest story in the TIFU category.

by Kittysnape January 14, 2013