Cracker Porn

"Reality TV" for rednecks, such as "Duck Dynasty" or "Honey Boo Boo".

You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker porn, but it helps! I don't watch that s*$t personally, but I am looking forward to the inevitable real-porn parody "Dick Dynasty". Or maybe just "F&#k Dynasty". I'm not sure which way they'll go. Maybe they'll do both!

by Poppa Capp December 31, 2013

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cankered cooter

Nasty, crusted VAGINA, also infections of the vagina

She went to the bar and had a one night stand and now she has a cankered cooter.

by bamagirls September 22, 2014

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Cracker Jacker

A prostitute in a predominately white part of town.

Friend 1: What is that, friend?
Friend 2: I don't know, possibly one of those cracker jackers.

by QuestionablyLumpy March 12, 2016

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cracker tongue

When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.

Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"

by TeamPlaya69 May 24, 2016

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