Tree Deer

An elusive type of deer only ever heard about when it is apparently hit by a car at night with no witnesses to corroborate the driver’s story. Genetically similar to a telephone pole deer.

Me: What happened to your car? The front end is smashed!
You: Oh that, um, I hit a deer on the way home from the party last night.
Me: Ahh right, right, must have been one of those tree deer.

by Greakan April 14, 2008

Tree spirits

1. Tree ghost/demon things, often found in MMORPGs.

2. "Three spirits" in a Jamaican accent.

1. I was cutting Yews in Runescape when I was attacked by a tree spirit!

2. "Wan, two, tree spirits, mon."

by ShAdOwZ December 18, 2008

treece

To pay the dinner bill before anyone else gets a chance.

My sister-in-law treeced us. She secretly gave her credit card to the waiter while we were being seated.

by anytreece May 30, 2017

Tree Removal

Tree Removals are y’all at performed by guys by the name of Tim. They will usually do it to simp for their neighbors.

Hello my name is Tim and I live next door, I am here for the tree removal.

by Tree removal November 20, 2020

Gandhi Tree Wizard

a warrior of the 'Indian-Botany' mythos

Tree Wizard

"I want to be a Gandhi Tree Wizard when I grow up!"

by Pseudonym... I mean... uh... John June 21, 2004

naked tree

NAKED TREE nay-ked tuh-ree (verb?)

A position ones boyfriend might assume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed.

"Oh crap baby! My kid woke up...quick...naked tree!"

by Todd&Genelle April 23, 2008

Elven Tree Branch

1.) When receiving oral sex (preferably by a midget), the male guides the woman's head in a forward and backwards motion by tightly gripping her ears.

2.) Arrows made by elves used to kill prostitutes.

1.) I heard Legolas treebranched Pippin in the last movie.

2.) Why does my mother have elven tree branches in her heart?

by Elvenelder October 22, 2010