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Bucket of hog twats

A bucket that is filled with useless sex organs but yet
it is still more useful than you
You're more useless than a bucket of hog twats bob!
by Audir8 June 11, 2021
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Stick or Twist

1. In the game of blackjack, “Stick or Twist” refers to the binary set of options presented to a player during the game. After a card or cards have been drawn, the player may choose to either stick with their current cards (standing) which would be “Sticking”, or they may choose to receive another card (hitting) which would be “Twisting.”

2. A phrase referring to one’s agency to either “cash in” and remain at their current level in life: or to sacrifice momentary satisfaction and work towards a greater level in life. The term is most commonly used within self-improvement circles.
1. “Shall you decide to stick or twist?”

“I think I’ll play it safe and stick.”

2. Alex went to a decent college, graduated and received his degree, and went into a stable career. In order to garner the respect and recognition of his social peers, he got a mortgage for a large home in a mediocre neighbourhood, purchased pricy clothing, a brand new mid-range car, and started a family with a woman he met in college, despite the fact that she leads a sedentary and unhealthy lifestyle, argues with Alex daily, and cheated on him once in the past. Alex has little ability to progress past this point in his life, while having all the desire to. Alex chose to stick.

James also went to a decent college, graduated and received his degree, and went into a stable career. Sacrificing the respect and recognition from many of his peers, and intimacy from a relationship, James saved plenty while working, while spending long nights working on his own business. Money that could’ve gone towards a woman or family, or a mortgage on a big house, or expensive clothing, went into James’ passion project. Later on James’ business succeeds and he ends up purchasing a gorgeous home in a famed neighbourhood, all his dream cars and clothing, and is able to attract a high quality woman who constantly supports James and improves herself, while also being an excellent mother to their children. James chose to twist.
by THEREALHYPEBOSS June 5, 2022
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She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice

Expression used by a male to indicate that he would engage in intercourse with a desireable female.
Man 1: "Did you see the tits on Celeste?! She's friggin smokin'!"

Man 2: "Yeah, let me tell you, She Wouldn't Have To Ask Twice!"
by JasoRobi (BuggieBlade) May 15, 2008
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Twank

A gay man who is both a twink and a skank.
-Ughhh. Tim is such a twank.

-A what?

-He's both a twink and a skank. Hence, twank.
by AlexChris13 October 8, 2016
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project twins

when a dude has got two different women pregnant at the same time. The babies are project twins.
Derwin: Melanie, I don't want no project twins.
by Jay. L. February 23, 2009
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Twatballer

Someone who exhibits lame tactics in competitive sports video games, usually against a human opponent. This could include but is not limited to running the same play over and over, using clock tactics, or anything else that isn't in the spirit of friends sitting down to waste time playing video games.
Player: "Man you're milking the clock in a video game? That's fucking twatballing, man"

Player: "Quit pressing pause in the middle of my play, you fucking twatballer"
by rmstats October 6, 2009
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Twump

An outrageous tweet written by a public figure meant to suck all the news coverage away from an existing damaging story. Technique mastered by Donald Trump. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Everyone was talking about my $25 million settlement on Trump University, so I Twumped them with the complaint about Hamilton.
by Lurchster November 29, 2016
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