Spicy keys

When you heat someone's keyring in an oven and when asked for them you throw them back using tongs. This causes them to catch searing hot keys with they're hands thus making the keys "spicy".

Anon: Where are my keys?
Me: here you go *throws him the keys with tongs*
Anon *catches keys burning hands* :Ahh! The spicy keys!!! Why would you do this?!

by Peeled Paint June 29, 2017

Spicy pecker juicing

PHRASE: def: A male masturbating vigorously using Icy-Hot as lubrication.

We replaced out buddies lotion so now he's spicy pecker juicing in the pisser.

by Krackerino November 01, 2021

spicy tuna

A 60 year old discord mod, who owns 60% of discords stock

Your a spicy tuna!!

by pusaeyqueefgrilledchesse May 01, 2023

spicy zak

Sexiest man alive. Very experimental, yet questionable, curious and interesting, a very warm yet horny person.

He is such a spicy person, my spicy zak is the only spicy zak I could handle

by Billybobberinos October 12, 2022

Spicy coward

A coward that sees herself (or himself) as spicy instead of plain or dull.

Your retarded friend might have been a degenerate, but he was not a spicy coward. You killed him for standing up to you.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2021

Spicy butthole disease

When you consume spicy foods and you feel like it's not gonna come out good later.

I'm gonna have spicy butthole disease later.

Or

I have spicy butthole disease.

by ghostlypeachess February 13, 2020

spicy gummer

When a woman chews up a bunch of habanero peppers and does oral sex.

He got a spicy gummer

by Christopher Daniel December 29, 2019