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So here's the sex story that you need to know about folks

So I had a crush on this really hot girl called Keeley, yeah and like there was this sleepover for girls only but it was my cousin so she invited me as we were close. Keeley was invited as my cousin was keeley's bsf. Keeley ofc was ignoring me there so here's how the sex story happened. Her friend Kayleigh went to their room in the hotel so I slid behind her and here's where it all started. Kayleigh looked at me shocked as if to say who, what, why. So I say ," Jack, Loretta's cousin. I was actually going to-" and then she runs towards me and kisses me passionately. Me , (my horny self) shoves her against the wall, dick and pussy touching, Makes out with her
by Jackkkkkkkkkk.moan March 18, 2020
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Sad Story

Noun: 1. Someone who is around to limit the amount of insults that occur between group members, because that person is the one whom all jokes and insults are aimed at.
2. An anticlimatic or uninteresting story.
3. One who tells sad stories.
4. One who is grimace in appearance and always seems to be constantly high, and seems to have a genetic defect such as down syndrome, obesity or necrophilia.
5. A person who enjoys the company of large black women.
"O no its Sad Story Scott! Quick pretend we're not here."
by Oh kay February 14, 2006
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The Neverending Story

A film series that ended. So much for living up to it's name.
by UDLoser March 5, 2009
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Jenn Story

A story that is comprised completely of a "you-had-to-be-there" scenario. Usually, a person who tells a story such as this tend to do it 95% of the time of telling said stories. These are never stories meant to be heard.
Girl 1: "So, I went to the mall, and I walked passed this guy who totally gave me a weird look. I like, had to keep walking away from him, because I had no idea why he gave me that look! Isn't that hilarious?!"
Girl 2: "...This was another Jenn Story. Thanks for wasting my time."
by Snorris July 29, 2009
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zim story

A short, meaningless story with no point that usually bores people to their death bed
This one time in math class i dropped my bracelet into my back pack, and i got it out.



My brother made me cook dinner, but i didnt want to, but he was like "OMG MAKE DINNER" and i was like "NO I DONT WANT TO!"



In science today, i had to get up FOUR TIMES to get kleneex!
by Esmerelda Dunne May 5, 2005
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Nuetral Story, ODST

*Can be used to counter 'Sad Story'*

When a friend tells you something of little relevance to your life/day but it very much affects their life/day so, in an attempt to be a good friend (meh) you acknowledge their plight but put it our of your mind immediately with a verbal recognition that yes, you heard them (and you really don't care). And you like Halo.
Friend #1: ...And so my cat killed my sisters teddy bear hamster and I woke up spooning it's dead corpse!!! :( :(

Friend #2: .....NUETRAL STORY, ODST.

Friend #1: *cries*
by Stiffeh March 9, 2010
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you a story

Your lying about what your saying...
by YoRo January 26, 2018
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