storyjumper

Someone to whom you have already told your story who interrupts you right at the pivotal part of your story to steal the punchline and receive the laughs.

Storyteller - So me and my friends were teepeeing this lady's house. We put toilet paper in her tree and wrapped her car in cellophane and...
Storyjumper- ...and then the lady comes out with a paintball gun and starts shooting at them. (laughter)

storyjumper by A. C. McDonald December 29, 2008

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storyjumper

Someone to whom you have already told your story who interrupts you right at the pivotal part of your story to steal the punchline and receive the laughs.

storyjumper by A. C. McDonald December 31, 2008

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Story Jumper

Literally the most terrible, dreadful, frightful, annoying, most stupid story making website in the virtual world i bet

if it was in real life the world would explode from its terribleness.

IF YOU SEE THIS NEVER USE STORY JUMPER AGAIN AND GIVE IT 0 STARS

Story jumper is worst than you - IQ brain

Story Jumper by mendu May 22, 2023

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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