Glock Dookie

Glock Dookie is a weapon used in jail that contains shit, piss, cum, snot, puke, etc. usually stuffed in a condom or container that can project the liquid.

Tyrone was acting up so I had to hit him with the glock Dookie

by GDdef May 11, 2022

glossy taco

A thick layer of clear, glossy nail polish as a top coat

“For my manicure, I finished it with a glossy taco”

by HoloQueen77 July 22, 2017

glof

1. A muffin
2. A muffin with anthropomorphic features
3. Half-human, half-muffin

1. Hungry? You want a glof?

2. Man, look, a glof! Is he talking to us?

3. That fat kid looks like a real glof.

by Edgar Pruviance May 28, 2009

tanny glover

when a guy walks into a tanning salon and wants a tan with a happy ending from an African American woman.

John wanted a delux tan, so he asked for a tanny glover.

by Mike Blizz December 24, 2011

vampire glove

A "toy" used by some couples during BDSM play for spanking. It is generally a black leather glove with protruding spikes that break the skin and cause bleeding during play. It is generally used by doms in BDSM relationships.

Joe: Why is your girl's ass black and blue?
Jim: I used the vampire glove on her last night

by sps_strawberry March 28, 2015

glow stick war

Large ammounts of people throwing glow sticks in the air. This typically occurs at jam band shows and occurs most heavily durring climactic moments of a song.

The Phish song "Harry Hood" is known for its glow stick wars.

by TreePhiend April 26, 2006

danny glover

Danny Glover- n.
To give a 'Danny Glover' is when you shove your hand up a female partners ass, thus creating a fecal 'glove'. Then you proceed to slap her in the face multiple times, giving her a brown face to the effect of the black actor. Usually done post-coitus.

-Fredrick was impressed with the gracefullnes of Jonhnston's 'Danny Glover' as performed on Martha.

-"To err is human, to give a 'Danny Glover' is divine".

by Brocktoon May 18, 2006