wedgie fund

What a Hedge Fund turns into when the stocks theyve shorted get squeezed, forcing them to buy the stock back at much higher prices, often losing the billions and more they took from people by shorting the stock in the first place

Damn man.....that Hedge Fund that shorted that stock turned into a Wedgie Fund when they were forced to cover their shares they sold short. The Hedge Fund manager must feel like he's got a massive wedgie up his ass crack.

by Nuttin but reality January 27, 2021

Freedom finder

A move in basketball when the offensive player has the ball and “steps back to freedom” creating space for a shot.

Jimmy took the freedom finder off his hip and blasted off in timmys face for 3.

by Tubo February 6, 2021

Ghost fund

A sort of hedge fund that is invisible to the government and tax implications. It is a legal loophole to use cryptocurrency to get around the bureaucratic policies that would usually stop normal individuals from starting a hedge fund. It does not exist as far as taxes are concerned

I invested in a ghost fund last year. Despite me making money using that investment vehicle, I claimed the taxes in my name instead.

by loosoh June 15, 2021

Trust fund

Trust fund is a code word that means you want to do a transfer hit on a vape

*With a group of people*
Can we go to the bathrooms and hit a trust fund?
What?
K let’s go

by Ghettopickle911 June 22, 2021

OPPO Find X5 Pro 5G

OPPO®'s (a subsidiary of BBK Electronics) current (as of 2022 H1) flagship smartphone. Powered by Qualcomm® Snapdragon™ 8 Gen 1 Mobile SoC with a 4nm SAMSUNG Process. The phone has 2 colours: Ceramic Black and Ceramic White. It is considered to be the best looking smartphone of 2022, with a futuristic and refreshing camera module. 120Hz LTPO 2.0 AMOLED Curved Display, 5000mAh Battery with 80W SuperVOOC and 50W AirVOOC charging support, Dual Main Camera, SONY IMX766 50MP OIS Main & Ultrawide, SONY IMX707 32MP DOL-HDR RGBW Frontal, Max 256GB Internal Memory. 5G & WiFi 6E are Supported.

A: Did you see the new OPPO Find X5 Pro 5G?

B: Yes! I'm planning to buy it. It looks so awesome!

by OPPO Fan #N March 21, 2022

Accountants Finder

An Accountants Finder is website where people search for accounting firms.

Accountants Finder is one of UK's largest site for accountants and accounting firms.

by AccountansFinder October 18, 2022

thrust fund

An escrow account set up to ensure dat your male descendants will have da funds necessary to bribe hot chicks to spread their legs for said hot-in-da-crotch studs whenever said love-tunnel access is desired.

Setting up a thrust fund for your shlong-possessing offspring is all well and good, but what about if said horny trouser-snake-equipped individuals get their paid-to-submit females preggo?! You might wanna either specify dat your eager-to-copulate beneficiaries always wear condoms --- or only "do it" with gals who cannot ovulate--- or else also set up a family-expenses fund so dat any "love babies" will be properly cared for.

by QuacksO December 4, 2022