Assmanheimer's Disease

A condition whereby a persons frequently opens their mouth when they shouldn't while publicly displaying their buttcrack.

Damn that assmanheimer's Disease. Once again he got me in trouble with his mouth and blinded me with his crack!

by Not quite the 16th December 19, 2012

mad noob disease

MAD NOOB DISEASE. Beware, mad noob disease is rapidly spreading all over the world! This disease is contracted when your noobular vein is inflamed, and you become a mad butt-hurt noob! You know someone has this disease when they constantly fail at life, have no friends, are named either Larry or Lawrence, or Craig, and are a complete crybaby. If you think someone you know has it, throw them under a bus or a cliff immediately.

"Oh no, I think Larry has Mad Noob Disease

by J and Ace December 17, 2013

malasia typing disease

Malasia typing disease also known ass MTD is when you make many mistakes when trying yo type on your messager or anything in general😂

Nigga can you re type dat text I can't understand yo damn typeing you got Malasia typing disease

by @blu3.m😌 March 9, 2015

Alzheimer's disease

a disease that makes u forget things

patient: i forgor 💀
docor: you have alzheimer's disease
patint: i forgor 💀
dor: yes because you have alzhe-
petite: i forgor 💀

by fat yoshi is concerned August 3, 2021

azn disease

a disease which you are stuck loving azn(asian) people and there is no cure

Dude,why are you staring at that azn(ching) person? Do you have azn disease or something?

by <3 azn people November 15, 2010

Poseidon's Disease

The systematic wasting away of brain matter

Guy 1: What is with him recently?

Guy 2: He's been doing a lot of drugs, caught crabs and has Poseidon's Disease.

Guy 1: That explains why he's getting stupider

by MamboNZ April 8, 2009

Mcdonald's disease

When you love Mcdonald's soo damn much you can't drive by without stopping and getting your fatass self a Big Mac and large fries to go.

Jon: Yo! There's a mac d's, pull the fuck over!

Tim: Aw yeah son gotta have me my McChickens!!

Jon: No tellin' man, we got Mcdonald's disease

by Jonanthon December 18, 2011