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zachary disease

Originated in China and brought to America in 1849. It's when your face look zackary like your asshole
by Da Snake August 29, 2006
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Live Long and Suck It, Zachary Quinto!

Spoken by Sheldon Cooper on "The Big Bang Theory", a nod to the most quoted line "Live Long and Prosper" by the late Leonard Nimoy, portraying his famous role as Star Trek's Commanding Science Officer, Mr. Spock. Zachary Quinto reprised the SPOCK role in the 2009 Star Trek reboot .
In a Season 5 episode of "Big Bang", Sheldon, who was expecting a life-sized cutout of Nimoy's Spock but received Quinto's apparently inferior version instead, griped Live Long and Suck It, Zachary Quinto!
by KImCobain March 28, 2015
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zachary baker

zachary baker is avenged sevenfold guitarist and zacky vengeance is his alter ego. he plays left-handed guitar and he is also super sexy....hot....gawjuss
omg, did you know that zacky v's real name is zachary baker??!
by MillySkittles May 1, 2008
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Zachary Special

An unfortunate situation in which the male partner of a newly wed couple, in a fit of over excitment, looses a deuce all over the bed and his female companion. Arguably the most embarassing thing that could happen to anyone, victims of the Zachary Special are normally extremely awkward in all situations and lack normal human dignity and swag.

If you receive a Zachary Special, you might want to rethink your life because something this bad could not happen to someone who has not done something terrible in their life.

The Special is named after no particular Zachary, but zachary just happens to sound like an extremely awkward name and it would happen to someone named zachary.
1)
Girl 1: OMG DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO HANNAH?
Girl 2: No! what happened? did she die?
Girl 1: No Johnny pulled a Zachary Special on their hunnymoon!
Girl 2: Ew, that is actually worse than dieing.

2)
The priest granted Colleen an annulment after he heard she recieved a Zachary Special on her wedding night.

3)
Jerry gave up on his life after giving his wife a Zachary Special...twice.
by TheJBros11 August 17, 2010
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Zachary

SO ATTRACTIVE I NEED HIM OR HER RIGHT NOW!!! KING OF LOVE AND SEX. ROYALTY! AMAZING IN BED. SPORTY AND ALL THE GIRLS LOVE HIM!!! AMAZING PERSONALITY AND MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!! KING OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (BEST NAME EVER!!)
Zachary is sexy
by NOPE. November 3, 2014
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Zachary

A fucking sex god of beasts. Big cock, succulent balls. Huge huge cock. So huge and filling. Has an 8pack abs and chiseled as fuck. 6 feet tall pinnacle of the human species. Like a superhuman sex machine with the best lips and strong muscular penis.
You see that sexy beast over there?
You mean that sexy world record cock guy?
Yeah. Well, I'd totally let Zach bang me deep in my ass doggy style.
Mmm, yeah I'd love to have Zachary cum deep in my ass and let it drip out of my tight asshole into his mouth before he eats me out.
by Powersmash July 23, 2020
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zachary vance

The best man in the world nobody can beat him at all he is handsome,smart,life of the party,Killer sports player, he gets all the babes and the cheerleaders.nice dressing,

Zach is the best.

Zach can never be beat
Man, That kid named Zachary Vance is wild
by TheShapeShifter May 14, 2015
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